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To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

237 replies

MetaphoricallySpeaking · 14/12/2025 19:36

Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

  • Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
  • Diddy - no notes needed.
  • Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
  • Kanye - not even sure where to start.
  • Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
  • Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

OP posts:
nopiesleftinthisvehicle · 19/12/2025 22:07

Will Smith. I'm still bloody furious about that 😡

Valeriekat · 20/12/2025 19:43

sprigatito · 14/12/2025 21:23

Really? I always wanted to rescue her and build her confidence…that creepy little misogynist of a husband of hers is welcome under my patio any time.

To quote the great Caroline Aherne “What was it that attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?”

Valeriekat · 20/12/2025 19:46

NoisyViewer · 15/12/2025 18:19

Noooo, Alan is brilliant 🤣

He used the expression "W*nk Bank" I couldn't watch him after that!

Valeriekat · 20/12/2025 19:49

tobee · 16/12/2025 01:57

I was only shouting loudly saying earlier on today that I'd slap Trump for posting what he did about Rob Reiner.

It would have been better for Trump to have said nothing since Rob Reiner did have quite serious TDS.

sprigatito · 20/12/2025 19:50

Valeriekat · 20/12/2025 19:43

To quote the great Caroline Aherne “What was it that attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?”

That may be, but I still don’t think she (or any woman) deserves the way he treated her.

EmeraldPebble · 20/12/2025 19:55

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 14/12/2025 21:38

We will agree to differ
The issue is soooo much bigger than that considering JK is getting death/rape/ doxing/ mutilation/arson/torture/threats to her kids for holding perfectly widely accepted sensible views

Watson is not only a traitor to the hand that fed her she is a traitor to her sex - and when the current fad runs its course and it is safe for her to do so she will swivel 180 like so many of her peers

Coward
A Peggy Mitchell slap for her please!!!

Emma Watson is on my list but not because of the horrifically transphobic reasons you’re using - she’s just not very talented imo.

NoisyViewer · 20/12/2025 20:55

Valeriekat · 20/12/2025 19:46

He used the expression "W*nk Bank" I couldn't watch him after that!

🤣🤣🤣 poor Al.

Neveranynamesleft · 21/12/2025 10:18

Rachel Reeves.

LittlePurpleTeapot · 21/12/2025 11:53

sprigatito · 20/12/2025 19:50

That may be, but I still don’t think she (or any woman) deserves the way he treated her.

I've obviously missed it but how did he treat her? He always creeped me out.

LittlePurpleTeapot · 21/12/2025 11:54

EmeraldPebble · 20/12/2025 19:55

Emma Watson is on my list but not because of the horrifically transphobic reasons you’re using - she’s just not very talented imo.

What is transphobic about pointing out that JKR has received death threats/doxing/rape threats etc?

EmeraldPebble · 21/12/2025 18:00

LittlePurpleTeapot · 21/12/2025 11:54

What is transphobic about pointing out that JKR has received death threats/doxing/rape threats etc?

‘Traitor to her sex’ was the part I was referring to - I accept lots have this opinion, I was just saying I for one do not hold this opinion, and it’s the acting I dislike.

sophiasnail · 22/12/2025 03:07

Ddakji · 14/12/2025 21:41

All the HP brats

Boy George

Billy Bragg

Kirstie Allsopp

Alice Roberts

David Tennant

Pedro Pascal and all his fucking dolls

Alice Roberts??? I'm starting a human wall to defend her.... anyone with me?

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