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To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

237 replies

MetaphoricallySpeaking · 14/12/2025 19:36

Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

  • Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
  • Diddy - no notes needed.
  • Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
  • Kanye - not even sure where to start.
  • Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
  • Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

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BauhausOfEliott · 15/12/2025 01:09

Not going to say people like Trump, Farage, Andrew Tate et al because realistically a slap is way, way too mild a punishment for the likes of them.

Robbie Williams
Sue Perkins
Chris Rock
JK Rowling
John Terry
Shane Richie
Josie Long
Emma Kennedy
Dominic Littlewood
That hairdresser bloke who’s married to Davina McCall
Russell Kane
Diego Costa
Martin Keown
Nick Kyrgios
Tyson Fury
Geri Halliwell

TheAutumnCrow · 15/12/2025 01:45

I’d give Prince Harry a proper one for what he did to Taylor Hawkins.

BabyHairs · 15/12/2025 02:43

PersephoneSmith · 14/12/2025 21:26

David Tennant, what a twat. I’m embarrassed that I used to love him when he first played doctor who.

I love David Tennant! Why is he a twat? 😳

Thursa · 15/12/2025 02:45

David Beckham
Will Smith
James Cordon
Paul Hollywood
That Scottish bloke who had a talk show in America years ago and talked about how crap Scotland was. Think he was supposed to be a comedian… Craig Ferguson.

squashyhat · 15/12/2025 05:02

Chad Michael Murray. I'm a sucker for a cheesy Christmas film but he seems to turn up in all of them with his annoying floppy hair and broken nose. Plus he's got a stupid name.

Look at him - the twat

morbidcuriosity · 15/12/2025 05:14

Louis Spence.. cant stand that man.

RyanFudgingMurphy · 15/12/2025 05:17

Michael McIntyre. So irritating with his silly head wobbling.

TheaBrandt1 · 15/12/2025 05:20

Forced to watch Strictly due to family members staying. Absolutely dreadful. Lots of women with extreme facial surgery shrieking and a live performance of a song that was shit when it came out in the 90s. Plus it went on for ages. It’s just filler tv as far as I could see. Family think it’s the second coming. So I would include that program and everyone involved in it.

GarlicBreadStan · 15/12/2025 06:29

I've thought long and hard about my answer, and here it is.

Any celebrity who thinks it's okay to actively hate the LGBTQ community. Why do they care who people are attracted to or how they identify? It's weird that we live rent free in their head.
Politicians who think that they can erase disabilities like ADHD and autism (or more specifically, who want to erase people with those disabilities, or ANY disability)
Famous nonces (and obviously those who aren't famous, too)

TheaBrandt1 · 15/12/2025 06:37

Struggling to think of any celebrities that actively and publicly hate gay people? Surely that’s now entirely socially unacceptable not to mention illegal?

GarlicBreadStan · 15/12/2025 06:39

TheaBrandt1 · 15/12/2025 06:37

Struggling to think of any celebrities that actively and publicly hate gay people? Surely that’s now entirely socially unacceptable not to mention illegal?

Edited

Okay, "actively" may have been the wrong word. But I wasn't just talking about gay people. I was talking about trans people as well. Anyone in the LGBTQ community, really, but trans people get the most hate and I don't understand why

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 15/12/2025 06:49

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 14/12/2025 21:13

Because she has turned on JK Rowling in the most horrific way - the woman who launched her whole career- and while mildly engaging as a child actor, is an insipid adult handmaiden, champagne socialist, peddler of luxury beliefs, crap adult actress twat !

🎯

Ddakji · 15/12/2025 06:51

BabyHairs · 15/12/2025 02:43

I love David Tennant! Why is he a twat? 😳

He’s got a non-binary child and now thinks that women like JKR should just shut the fuck up (I believe that’s exactly what he said about her).

TheaBrandt1 · 15/12/2025 06:52

Still can’t think of any celebrities that openly “hate” gay or trans people? “Hate” surely does not include objecting to women not having any single sex spaces?

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 15/12/2025 06:52

Dappy777 · 14/12/2025 22:22

Louis Theroux: smug, patronising Oxbridge leftie.

Emma Thompson: insufferably smug as well, and a dreadful actress.

Stewart Lee: oozes smugness out of every smug, sneering, Oxbridge leftie cell in his body.

Jimmy Carr: horrible, cold, reptilian little creature. Like a creepy puppet that has come to life. He is a clever man, educated at Cambridge, yet he pitches his comedy at the level of a Sun-reader so as to appeal to as many people as he can and maximize his profits.

Frankie Boyle: never known anybody so filled with hatred. His comedy is vicious and cruel. He genuinely seems to enjoy mocking the dead. Some of his comments are sickening.

David Baddiel: utterly loathsome. He reminds of a boy I went to school with - a horrible, sarcastic little weasel who hung around with the bullies and laughed at their jokes and then hid behind them so he could bully others. That’s Baddiel in a nutshell.

David Baddiel is a friend of a friend, so i know him a little bit.
He’s always lovely when i see him.

Ddakji · 15/12/2025 06:52

GarlicBreadStan · 15/12/2025 06:39

Okay, "actively" may have been the wrong word. But I wasn't just talking about gay people. I was talking about trans people as well. Anyone in the LGBTQ community, really, but trans people get the most hate and I don't understand why

They don’t get any hate. Trans activists however hate everyone who doesn’t bow down to their ideology, believe their lies, and they especially hate women who won’t shut up and shove over. See David Tennant, Billy Bragg, Boy George et al.

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 15/12/2025 06:53

Ddakji · 15/12/2025 06:51

He’s got a non-binary child and now thinks that women like JKR should just shut the fuck up (I believe that’s exactly what he said about her).

🎯

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 15/12/2025 06:53

Ddakji · 15/12/2025 06:51

He’s got a non-binary child and now thinks that women like JKR should just shut the fuck up (I believe that’s exactly what he said about her).

🎯

GarlicBreadStan · 15/12/2025 06:57

Ddakji · 15/12/2025 06:52

They don’t get any hate. Trans activists however hate everyone who doesn’t bow down to their ideology, believe their lies, and they especially hate women who won’t shut up and shove over. See David Tennant, Billy Bragg, Boy George et al.

Trans people DO get hate. Where have you been hiding all these years? I'm somewhere under the trans umbrella (but not FTM or MTF trans) and I understand that everyone has their views. However, as soon as someone starts being hateful and honestly dangerous to the LGBTQ community, then yeah, I'll call them out on it because why does it matter so much that people identify differently to the majority of the population? If people are that bothered about what's in other people's pants, then that says more about them

Ddakji · 15/12/2025 07:02

GarlicBreadStan · 15/12/2025 06:57

Trans people DO get hate. Where have you been hiding all these years? I'm somewhere under the trans umbrella (but not FTM or MTF trans) and I understand that everyone has their views. However, as soon as someone starts being hateful and honestly dangerous to the LGBTQ community, then yeah, I'll call them out on it because why does it matter so much that people identify differently to the majority of the population? If people are that bothered about what's in other people's pants, then that says more about them

Name a celebrity and give an example of that hate, then. Here’s a hint - JKR doesn’t hate trans people.

TheaBrandt1 · 15/12/2025 07:04

Who though? Which celebrity has been hateful to trans people?

GarlicBreadStan · 15/12/2025 07:10

Ddakji · 15/12/2025 07:02

Name a celebrity and give an example of that hate, then. Here’s a hint - JKR doesn’t hate trans people.

She literally does though

TheAutumnCrow · 15/12/2025 07:11

Enough with the derailing, please.

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Ddakji · 15/12/2025 07:15

TheAutumnCrow · 15/12/2025 07:11

Enough with the derailing, please.

Yes, you’re right, sorry about that everyone.