To wonder which celebrities you’d gladly give a metaphorical slap, if there were no consequences?

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Not endorsing violence obviously but if it were just a harmless slap on a fantasy level - no consequences, no scandal, just vibes, who would be on your list?

Mine would be:

• Trump - not technically a celeb but come on.
• Diddy - no notes needed.
• Jay Z - eternally smug and cheated on Beyoncé? Slap.
• Kanye - not even sure where to start.
• Chris Brown - this one’s personal, we all know why.
• Kendall Jenner - something about her is just rude.

AIBU to think some people’s energy is just slap-worthy?

Gemma Collins

Leonardo Dicaprio. Total letch.

Danny Dyer. I see he’s now in a gambling ad. Classy 🙄

James Corden

I forgot about some of the names above who I'd happily slap, Paddy McGuiness who I nickname Thrush and Nigel Farage. God my hand would be smarting for weeks.

Head first? 🤣

Prue Leith
William Sitwell
Andrew Neill
Mark Francois
Abby Lee Miller
Gary Barlow
Jolyon Maugham
Jim Bob Duggar
Aled Jones
Martin Roberts

Really? I always wanted to rescue her and build her confidence…that creepy little misogynist of a husband of hers is welcome under my patio any time.

Umm….are you ok?

Have you ever seen her? Isn't it obvious?

I'd clunk Kirstie and Phils heads together. Annoying smug idiots.

David Tennant, what a twat. I’m embarrassed that I used to love him when he first played doctor who.

In addition to the majority of the above, Alan Carr

Olly Murs. So irritating

Meghan Traynor too

Alison Hammond - loud and untalented.
Judy Love - loud and unfunny.
Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint - ungrateful little scrotes.
Liz Truss - completely fucked up our mortgage.
Rachel Reeves - fiscally bewildered and smug.
Keir Starmer - bewildered.
Saddiq Khan - appalling little man who should be dragged through London behind a tumbril.
Anyone who parks in a disabled space without a blue badge.
People who don't know how to negotiate mini roundabouts.
People who misuse adverbs.
People who say something is 'quite unique'. It's either unique or it's not. It's an ultimate - you can't qualify it so don't.
Anyone who says, 'I don't know why teachers complain - they have all those holidays.'

That's who I was going to choose.
Also Boris Johnson, Farage, Trump, Putin (concrete for all of them).
Oh, and Meghan Sussex and Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, of course.

Nick Knowles
Michael Macintyre
Danny Dyer
Rylan
Ant & Dec
Jeremy Clarkson
Amanda Holden
Simon Cowell
Richard Madeley
Fiona Bruce
Kym Marsh
Jimmy Carr
Roman Kemp
Clare Balding

and probably many more whose names I've forgotten.

I mostly watch drama and documentaries on tv, because so many of the presenters annoy me intensely.

Anyone that grins and plays to the camera at her husband's funeral is a no from me, each to their own though.

Maybe Alison, and Judy missed the memo, where they should just be quiet, little Women🙄.

This is my vote too. The way he talks about women who disagree with gender woo is seriously off-putting and I used to LOVE him in doctor who

We will agree to differ
The issue is soooo much bigger than that considering JK is getting death/rape/ doxing/ mutilation/arson/torture/threats to her kids for holding perfectly widely accepted sensible views

Watson is not only a traitor to the hand that fed her she is a traitor to her sex - and when the current fad runs its course and it is safe for her to do so she will swivel 180 like so many of her peers

Coward
A Peggy Mitchell slap for her please!!!

Amanda Holden
Meghan Markle
Vogue Williams
Jamie and Jools Oliver
Mylene Klass
Oprah Winfrey

Anyone who parks in a disabled space without a blue badge.
People who don't know how to negotiate mini roundabouts.
People who misuse adverbs.
People who say something is 'quite unique'. It's either unique or it's not. It's an ultimate - you can't qualify it so don't.
Anyone who says, 'I don't know why teachers complain - they have all those holidays.'

These don't qualify as celebrities.

All the HP brats

Boy George

Billy Bragg

Kirstie Allsopp

Alice Roberts

David Tennant

Pedro Pascal and all his fucking dolls

Alex Jones