Just picturing having Trump as a house guest ...

[Laiste]

Can imagine the scene last night in Windsor Castle. Glum faces at dinner.
''God this time tomorrow he'll be here ...''

Or maybe not!? Maybe he's great?

I wonder if he brings his own hairdresser along with him ?

I wonder if he's a happy morning person or if he has breakfast in his room?

Does everyone have to sit about downstairs and wait for him to come down?

😀

I bet he wees all over the loo seat and floor.

Leaves fake tan all over the sheets.

🤣

I’ve been imagining the conversation between (and faces of) the King and Camilla leading up to his visit…

I'd be locking my bedroom door. I trust him he gives me the creeps...

I wonder if he insists on certain foods?

Or is he easy going?

I bet her wears those dreadful pyjamas with his own face printed all over them.

Same.

A lot of head in hands quiet dread?

I always think he must do really evil but silent farts.

He strikes me as your classic cokehead, just totally self absorbed and wanging on about themselves all night. Imagine having to have a conversation with him, he’s thick as mince.

I imagine he tries to be well mannered but gets it wrong a lot.

Like last time when he kept 'herding' the queen about by touching her back 😳🤪

I was just musing that as they go to bed Charles and Camilla will probably be pissing themselves laughing about that hat photo. I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face.

orange streaks on the pillowcases

This one

I feel for Charles and Camilla trying to keep a straight face. I’m sure they are all metaphorically holding their noses. And thinking “How utterly ghastly” he is.

Doesn't he only eat McDonald's or something daft like that?

Maybe they invited Andrew over. He and Tr*mp have a lot in common.

Does the Secret Service have to try all his food before he eats it?

Otherwise known as the lampshade 🤩

He probably insists on sleeping in Charles’ bed, wearing nothing but his crown.

I thought similar, but big poos that won't flush.

To be fair, he's just a big orange turd that won't flush.

I can truly believe that Trump and the Royal Family share a lot of the same beliefs. I bet they’re getting in like a house on fire!

I was actually wondering if they will spend time together after the official banquet having a few drinks and a laugh. Politics aside, I think all four of them (Charles, Camilla, Donald & Melania) could be quite good company.

Oh My God Thank You. I so needed that laugh. Not a snigger, a real laugh out loud laugh.

The pair of them. Utter weirdos.

🤣

That hat!
Why didn't she take it off indoors?!

I wonder if they have twin beds, share a bed, separate rooms?

Does he shuffle about in a robe for too long?

I have so many questions