Just picturing having Trump as a house guest ...

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Can imagine the scene last night in Windsor Castle. Glum faces at dinner.
''God this time tomorrow he'll be here ...''

Or maybe not!? Maybe he's great?

I wonder if he brings his own hairdresser along with him ?

I wonder if he's a happy morning person or if he has breakfast in his room?

Does everyone have to sit about downstairs and wait for him to come down?

😀

Oh to be a fly on the wall!

Part of me does think that once the official stuff is out of the way, and everyone's got their cupper before bed he might be ok to sit with for an hour.

I suppose there's enough of them there to cope with him ...

Harry and Meghan are having a glass of wine in their home in California going 'yep, we made the right choice'

I wonder how late he stays up. By the time the banquet is over it'll be pretty late. I can imagine lots of discreet yawning and checking of watches.

"Cup of cocoa before bed, Mr President?"

This.
He would probably be rude about the dinner or have dreadful table manners. Eats with his hands.

You can imagine Melania knocking them back then telling entertaining stories? I can’t. Nor him.

I was imaging the PM sending Civil Servants along first to prime C&C before he actually had to ask them to do it. Like dreading telling your teenager they have to stay at the table and make polite small talk with the ancients. “Awwww … but how long are the staying for? I don’t have to do it every night, surely? “.

OMG.. He will TOTALLY do a Jason Isaacs in White Lotus with his robe 😳

They 100% have separate rooms!

I can imagine Melania being the type to ‘retire’ to her room straight after dinner to apply all her lotions and potions and get her beauty sleep.

Donny will stay up late monologuing at the Royals about how great/rich/humble he is while Camilla knocks back the whiskey and makes desperate ‘get rid of him and come to bed!’ faces at Charlie..

I actually think they looked like they were having abit of a laugh. Unless Charles is a very good actor. She surely doesn’t shag him?

I’m definitely not a royalist, but I think they all deserve medals for this, they’re really taking one for the team.

🤣🤣

I wonder if he wears jim jams. Do they sleep in separate rooms I remember reading somewhere that the Queen and Prince Phillip slept in separate rooms. Do they watch the series we all watch on Netflix? Do they spoon? Do they wake up to an alarm or who wakes them up? What’s their alarm tone like? Is there cameras on them all the time if so when do they ever dtd or don’t they? Do they steal momentos on their trips (the complimentary shower cap). What did they demand be in their room for their stay? Does Melania get waxed and who by? Does he grind his teeth at night? Does she take her make up off or does someone do it for her and in the morning does someone do it all again and what if she doesn’t like it does she do it herself? What’s in those handbags?

I have so many questions on this.

It’s more likely to be conversations between their respective private offices.

I bet his farts smell of meat and heartburn

She's bad.

I bet he'd dig at the food cooked for him

Yeah, cos instead of having him visit their country for a week, they live in the country he governs and makes laws for. The right choice!

Everybody says it, I’m the best house guest, maybe ever, a hear a LOT of people saying it. I don’t touch the thermostat. That’s very important, people love that, they say thank you mr president for not touching it in my house and by the way, china make terrible thermostats, if the thermostat’s broken, you know who is behind it? China, they sell terrible thermostats, very cheap, they always break everybody knows it, total disaster and everyone knows it, the democrats did that.

@BrokentriExcellent!

The conversations about his digestive system are making me feel proper queasy.

Bet he burps loudly too. And they’ll smell of alcohol and sulphur. Straight from the devils arse🤮

Not even just any old Dems @Brokentri Crooked Hilary and sleepy Joe.

I wonder if they are flying across the American versions of things we get here. Coke might be the same but other sweets are different because of different law on additives. Oh and of course perfect skies so the secret service can establish the link for tweeting or the truth social stuff. Make sure the food is insta perfect.

Do we have any armour so Trump can pretend to be a knight?

He’s definitely one of those guys that takes about 2 hours to poo and then leaves skid marks and a very bad smell.

I imagine they’re really lumpy too.

<Im not sure why l imagine this! It’s a difficult image😁)

If I dream of Trump’s arse products tonight I’m holding you all responsible 😂

Unlikely. I bet they'd just love to be there, with the status and the glamour. Dressed up meeting all the VIPs and celebrities, having an amazing banquet.
Proper, elegant floral displays, as well. Such a stunning event.