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Just picturing having Trump as a house guest ...

170 replies

Laiste · 17/09/2025 21:12

Can imagine the scene last night in Windsor Castle. Glum faces at dinner.
''God this time tomorrow he'll be here ...''

Or maybe not!? Maybe he's great?

I wonder if he brings his own hairdresser along with him ?

I wonder if he's a happy morning person or if he has breakfast in his room?

Does everyone have to sit about downstairs and wait for him to come down?

😀

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TheDogsMother · 17/09/2025 23:10

I read somewhere that he doesn’t drink alcohol but does have well done steak along with a Coke (coca cola) very often. I don’t think he troubles salad and veg very much.

FirstCuppa · 17/09/2025 23:19

GeckoClimber · 17/09/2025 21:13

I bet he wees all over the loo seat and floor.

Doesn't he officially get someone else to do that all over him?

Pollqueen · 17/09/2025 23:22

Grow up

FirstCuppa · 17/09/2025 23:23

I don't think he would.
Are you planning on hiring a nanny to help him?

ArseInTheCoOpWindow · 17/09/2025 23:28

Pollqueen · 17/09/2025 23:22

Grow up

No

sesquipedalian · 17/09/2025 23:31

If the papers are to be believed, not only does Melania have a separate “suite” from him, but he also brings his own bed linen - Palace staff joked it was so he wouldn’t get fake tan all over the royal sheets. (Daily Express “Donald and Melania Trump's unusual sleeping arrangement during their stay at Windsor Castle has been revealed by insiders. The US President reportedly sleep in a separate suite to his wife while in the UK for a state visit, with the couple also sleeping in their own sheets carried over the Atlantic.)

BeHappySloth · 17/09/2025 23:31

I thought Camilla was trying to get out of it when she was ill earlier in the week. Fair play to her for turning up.

She strikes me as a bit of a giggler, and I wouldn't mind betting that she has a hard time keeping a straight face at times. And I reckon she and Charles both rip the piss out of their guests afterwards. How could anyone blame them.

Whoever decided to release the lampshade photo clearly had a sense of humour.

Missmarplesknittingbuddy · 17/09/2025 23:33

CalzoneOnLegs · 17/09/2025 21:25

orange streaks on the pillowcases

Could be worse i guess . 💩

theDudesmummy · 17/09/2025 23:39

DH and I have been laughing at the dinner he was given tonight, we are convinced they were trolling him. (Look up the menu for the banquet). All that pomp for a piece of chicken (wrapped in courgette, who does that?) and vanilla ice cream for pud. It was noticeably underwhelming and reminded me of a makeshift Tuesday night scramble with whatever you happen to have in the fridge.

If they wanted to impress him surely some Scottish venison (his mother was Scottish) with wild berry compote, a traditional English pudding and a fabulous British cheese plate with Bath Olivers? (Well that would impress me, the chicken dish and ice cream not so much. DH said he would have left if he'd been served this supper and ordered a Deliveroo to his room).

(think we have thought about this too much, its been a tiring day!)

InterestedDad37 · 17/09/2025 23:48

Laundry bills will be huge - fake tan everywhere, his pee fetish, and there'll be skidmarks all over the sheets and duvet too - repulsive man he is 🤢

Bet he just eats chicken nuggets and popcorn. His stomach won't have seen a vegetable in decades. And that will have entered through the rear end end 🤢

NoCommentingFromNowOn · 17/09/2025 23:49

I have heard many times on Reddit from impeccable sources that he smells of poo.

Quite often they mention diaper too.

sleepwouldbenice · 17/09/2025 23:55

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 17/09/2025 21:49

I’m definitely not a royalist, but I think they all deserve medals for this, they’re really taking one for the team.

Yes I had the same thoughts, earnt their £ tonight!.

Beesandhoney123 · 17/09/2025 23:56

Expect Trump has asked Charles if he wants him to have a word with Harry. Or chuck him out re the visa thing. If Trump gets a Royal Christmas invite, we will know why:)

Trump will either go to bed early or stay up all.night texting musk and asking if he's jealous.

NoCommentingFromNowOn · 17/09/2025 23:56

And these pictures made me chuckle - his expressions, and The Hat (™️ pending).

Just picturing having Trump as a house guest ...
Just picturing having Trump as a house guest ...
Just picturing having Trump as a house guest ...
theDudesmummy · 17/09/2025 23:59

I'm not great fan of royalty but at least the king knows to button his jacket when he is standing.

Ilovelblue · 18/09/2025 00:17

This is hilarious! I was at Windsor Castle last week (just on a tour, not as a guest of the Royals!) and I was fascinated watching it today as I could recognise most of the areas shown on television. Last week, the china had been taken out of the display area in readiness for tonight's banquet. I imagine that the King and Queen would just laugh at him behind his back, Do you remember on his last visit that Camilla turned to the cameras and winked at the journalists once Trump had walked on ahead of her. I bet she has quite a sense of humour.

Clafoutie · 18/09/2025 00:26

Radiatorvalves · 17/09/2025 21:28

I feel for Charles and Camilla trying to keep a straight face. I’m sure they are all metaphorically holding their noses. And thinking “How utterly ghastly” he is.

Yes, or like with Truss, “ Back again? Dear oh dear” 😆

Clafoutie · 18/09/2025 00:34

I thought the hat picture was a joke! But it wasn’t 😮😂
I’m going to have to print this off

Dustyblue · 18/09/2025 00:49

TheDogsMother · 17/09/2025 23:10

I read somewhere that he doesn’t drink alcohol but does have well done steak along with a Coke (coca cola) very often. I don’t think he troubles salad and veg very much.

I've read this too- well done steak with a wedge of iceberg lettuce and ranch dressing is your standard state dinner at the White House. And he loves his McDonalds. I would love to know if he ate his "British' dinner and what was served.

Mind you, even Obama travelled with a few litres of his blood type so who knows what the wacky one insists on!

Franpie · 18/09/2025 00:50

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 17/09/2025 21:49

I’m definitely not a royalist, but I think they all deserve medals for this, they’re really taking one for the team.

Personally, I think it is all completely self-serving and not “taking one for the team” one bit.

They are rolling out the red carpet with all this pomp, ceremony and fawning to try and stop Trump from declassifying info on Andrew and Epstein.

I also agree with a PP, I think they all have a lot in common and probably are getting on like a house on fire.

DontLockHorns · 18/09/2025 00:52

drspouse · 17/09/2025 21:42

This.
He would probably be rude about the dinner or have dreadful table manners. Eats with his hands.

Poor Kate took for the team as she had to sit next to him during the dinner. It all looked a bit ‘snug’ - I bet he has chronic halitoses.

Needspaceforlego · 18/09/2025 01:10

Thanks for the giggle 😃 where is the laugh emoji ive literally been rolling around laughing.

What does Trump call farts does he use the trouser trump expression 😆

daisychain01 · 18/09/2025 01:18

Gingerbreadmoon · 17/09/2025 22:38

He’s definitely one of those guys that takes about 2 hours to poo and then leaves skid marks and a very bad smell.

Big pants round his ankles, doom-scrolling on Truth Social ....

Bewareofstepfords · 18/09/2025 01:25

AutumnChild99 · 17/09/2025 21:42

Harry and Meghan are having a glass of wine in their home in California going 'yep, we made the right choice'

But in young middle age they're totally estranged from most of their relatives on both sides. It must be pretty darn depressing especially as their children don't know their cousins.
I bet all their friends still see close relatives and talk about family get togethers.
Personally I'd be very wistful.

SeptemberIRemember · 18/09/2025 01:34

Does anyone know who the two men standing behind Trump and KC3 during the dinner were? They were dressed in white tie and each had a row of medals on ribbons.

At one stage, I think when Trump was speaking, KC3 seemed to pick up something (like a small stone or a mint imperial) and hand it to one of the men, who had come forward to receive it. I can't imagine what it might have been, other than a bingo token he had to give up when Trump said something completely predictable.