Just picturing having Trump as a house guest ...

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Can imagine the scene last night in Windsor Castle. Glum faces at dinner.
''God this time tomorrow he'll be here ...''

Or maybe not!? Maybe he's great?

I wonder if he brings his own hairdresser along with him ?

I wonder if he's a happy morning person or if he has breakfast in his room?

Does everyone have to sit about downstairs and wait for him to come down?

😀

Ugh.

How do you know this?🤮

In the run up I’d be practicing my non-smirking face constantly. Either that or I’d have to do what I did when DC was small and would do things like swearing completely inappropriately. I’d have to turn my back to stop laughing before turning round again with my straight face.

Why do people keep making these disgusting allegations.

Why would you swear completely inappropriately when your children were small? Do you mean when they were out of earshot?

I was going to say this, along with smears on every surface known to man. I suspect a spare toupee or two hidden around as well for safe keeping!

Yes, I was thinking the same. So much relating to toilet issues on this thread. Surely if he was doubly incontinent, it would be apparent?
I've never heard this claim before.

Because it amuses us as we are infantile.

I think it was creepy Joe that wore the nappies

I think there are pictures online of him with marks on his pants/smells next to people, or so I have heard, loose bowels. That part is not his fault.

Oh my word. What a hilarious thread 🙄🤥

Say what you like… at least has a pair of balls and takes no fucking prisoners or bullshit.

For this, I commend him.

Surely that would be very problematic for a President? Wouldn't he get medical help to prevent such embarrassment?

Is it Trump? I thought it was Boris Johnson in a different wig.

Probably a respectful guest, definitely interesting with more about him than some of the pompous, twee frustrated trouts posting on here.

I think they said the same about Hitler ……

I don’t think so.
Well he might.

They are probably orange ones though.

Trumpy has orange balls.

Like 2 little clementines.

I think the poo troll is marauding through Mumsnet again.

Ha ha! I was going to make a little ditty about this. I got so far but got stuck on the last line!

Oh so funny 😬👍🙄

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The leftist and their comments are getting a leeeeetle bit tedious now.

It’s getting boring and stoking the fire.

Yawn.

My hard hat is on.

Say what you like.

He takes no fucking bullshit.

When people complain about the cost of the Royal family, I often think about situations like this. How much would you want to pretend to like The Donald?

Its very easy to 'take no bullshit' when hiding behind a huge staff, and a huge bank account, with a reputation as being a petty and vengeful little shit.

He hasn't got balls, he is delusional. Behind the scenes he's throwing tantrums a-plenty whenever he's been booed, when Putins done exactly what Donald told him not to do, when the rest of the world points out its HIS people will pay his stupid tariffs not exporting country.

He's been taking bullshit all his life and accepting it as fact, the most enormous dollop being 'Donald, you're great at this, you've got what it takes to run the country/run a business/be a winner'. He hasn't, he just has enough money, and knows where enough skeletons are hidden that he gets away with it.

I really don't see whats ballsy or 'takes no shit' about that.

Thanks , needed some Vitamin C for that weak shot 🍋 💪