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Just picturing having Trump as a house guest ...

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Laiste · 17/09/2025 21:12

Can imagine the scene last night in Windsor Castle. Glum faces at dinner.
''God this time tomorrow he'll be here ...''

Or maybe not!? Maybe he's great?

I wonder if he brings his own hairdresser along with him ?

I wonder if he's a happy morning person or if he has breakfast in his room?

Does everyone have to sit about downstairs and wait for him to come down?

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Mrsmunchofmunchington · 18/09/2025 20:52

IstillloveKingThistle · 18/09/2025 20:24

Oh my word. What a hilarious thread 🙄🤥

Say what you like… at least has a pair of balls and takes no fucking prisoners or bullshit.

For this, I commend him.

Actually he has heel spurs, not balls.

BeaLola · 18/09/2025 20:56

sweetgingercat · 18/09/2025 14:01

I felt most sorry for Princess Catherine. She had to sit next to the Orangutang at dinner. I found that interesting. Why didn't Camilla sit next to him. Did they decide to put Catherine there as he would appreciate sitting next to a beautiful younger woman?

I think you are right, he'd be just like one of those boring self obsessed cokeheads and she just have to smile and nod while seething underneath..

Maybe they drew straws and sadly Kate lost ?

IstillloveKingThistle · 18/09/2025 20:58

derxa · 18/09/2025 20:34

I think the poo troll is marauding through Mumsnet again.

Not trolling … just contributing 👍

CoffeeCantata · 18/09/2025 21:04

Laiste · 17/09/2025 21:15

I wonder if he insists on certain foods?

Or is he easy going?

He drinks only Diet Coke by choice. At a trial recently he asked for permission to drink this in the courtroom but the judge would only allow water.

I think all those fine wines at the banquet will have been wasted on him.

Asunciondeflata · 18/09/2025 21:06

CoffeeCantata · 18/09/2025 21:04

He drinks only Diet Coke by choice. At a trial recently he asked for permission to drink this in the courtroom but the judge would only allow water.

I think all those fine wines at the banquet will have been wasted on him.

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He was drinking the wines. Maybe he was being polite. He also ate the meal, which was quite sophisticated.

MoFadaCromulent · 18/09/2025 21:07

Asunciondeflata · 18/09/2025 21:06

He was drinking the wines. Maybe he was being polite. He also ate the meal, which was quite sophisticated.

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Is he not tee total due to his alcoholic brother?

CoffeeCantata · 18/09/2025 21:08

derxa · 18/09/2025 19:57

Why do people keep making these disgusting allegations.

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I can only think they’re either teenagers or people who have never come across actual cases of incontinence in their lives and think it’s a joking matter.

I don’t like Trump but if he was actually suffering this condition I’d feel sorry for him him.

jaundicedoutlook · 18/09/2025 21:21

I’d be less concerned with the state of the sheets and more concerned about checking he hasn’t walked off with a few unofficial gifts…

CoffeeCantata · 18/09/2025 21:25

MoFadaCromulent · 18/09/2025 21:07

Is he not tee total due to his alcoholic brother?

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Or it could have been Shloer…which as a young teenager in the 80s I thought was the absolute height of fizzy sophistication.

Asunciondeflata · 18/09/2025 21:59

CoffeeCantata · 18/09/2025 21:08

I can only think they’re either teenagers or people who have never come across actual cases of incontinence in their lives and think it’s a joking matter.

I don’t like Trump but if he was actually suffering this condition I’d feel sorry for him him.

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Yes, it's absolutely horrendous, and certainly not a laughing matter. Like you, I'm not a fan of Trump, his person or his politics, but that really would be an awful thing. I have no idea if it's true or not.

Asunciondeflata · 18/09/2025 22:00

MoFadaCromulent · 18/09/2025 21:07

Is he not tee total due to his alcoholic brother?

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Maybe they gave him something alcohol free, there were probably others at the banquet who don't drink alcohol.

RobertJohnsonsShoes · 18/09/2025 22:04

I wouldn’t trust him with my dog.

lock up the corgies!

AnOldCynic · 18/09/2025 23:47

@Asunciondeflata not me swearing, the DC, and them not really understanding what they were saying…

Asunciondeflata · 19/09/2025 09:01

AnOldCynic · 18/09/2025 23:47

@Asunciondeflata not me swearing, the DC, and them not really understanding what they were saying…

Oh, I see!

user1471538283 · 19/09/2025 12:12

I hadn't heard that about Joe Biden but I had read in articles by Trump's staff that he smells because of incontinence issues.

CoffeeCantata · 19/09/2025 13:03

user1471538283 · 19/09/2025 12:12

I hadn't heard that about Joe Biden but I had read in articles by Trump's staff that he smells because of incontinence issues.

If so, how awful for him.

It’s just rumour of course - and frankly, it sounds pretty hard to believe, but despite my dislike of Trump I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

I don’t think we should combine sneering at medical misfortune with political disapproval.

LaurieFairyCake · 19/09/2025 13:26

I really rate the acting skills of the Royals, particularly Catherine. She’s bloody amazing smiling all the time at him at dinner, I know I couldn’t do it.

I don’t believe for one second he’s amusing.

Elsvieta · 19/09/2025 19:59

Complains about this weird building being "old" and not having aircon.

Serpentstooth · 21/09/2025 18:26

CoffeeCantata · 19/09/2025 13:03

If so, how awful for him.

It’s just rumour of course - and frankly, it sounds pretty hard to believe, but despite my dislike of Trump I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

I don’t think we should combine sneering at medical misfortune with political disapproval.

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Perhaps you might let President Trump know of your disapproval as gleefully making fun of the disabled is high on his list of things to do in public. I'm surprised you haven't noticed.

TooTooMuchEverything · 21/09/2025 21:10

@CoffeeCantata In regards to his incontinence problems, I can’t find empathy for a man who is completely devoid of it. He doesn’t deserve one ounce of empathy from me. He’s a convicted sex abuser.

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