Are we all going to die?

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First we get that alarm, now Tesco is closed tomorrow. It's the end, isn't it?

Why on earth is Tesco closed?

Eh? What are you on about?

All phone services are down.

The apocalypse is amongst us.

None of us is getting out of this alive

In time, yes of course. Death and taxes my friend. The only certain things in life.

Presumably because they are considering their staff who may have to travel to work in the storm and have decided to keep them safe?

What alarm?

Oh yeah, the weather!

Yup, Tesco being shut is a sure sign you're gonna die. Sorry.

Is this because of the storm? No, you won’t die, but you may want to make sure you have extra supplies, bottled water, and maybe dig out a camping cooler if you have one.

It’s going to be quite windy. It is not the apocalypse.

Yep at some point.

Is this about the "Weatherbomb"?

Yes we're all going to die.

What alarm?

Yes death is inevitable

I googled Tesco and now I know that papaya is the fastest growing (in popularity) fruit in the UK. I don't think that's why they're closed though.

Scotland and NI got a weather warning alarm on their phones I believe

Ah. I didn't put 2 and 2 together there! I haven't had the alert, although I'm in Wales. Are other supermarkets following suit?

Think it was only us people in northern Ireland that got the alarm???

The massive honking alarm on your phone that scared the shit out of most people. Me, anyway.

Yeah, why not

Tesco is closed? That's awful. It's all adding up. KFC was temporarily closed for refurbishment today. Coincidence? I don't think so.

This alert. I'm expected at work