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Greg wallace

535 replies

Johnbrown · 20/11/2024 20:35

Why is he still on master chef?

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ColinOfficeTrolley · 20/11/2024 20:37

Haha. I don't think he does much on 'The Professionals' version.

I do prefer Monica and Marcus to John and Greg.

NoneGiven · 20/11/2024 20:38

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mynameiscalypso · 20/11/2024 20:38

Don't forget that it's Gregg 🙄😂

SchoolQuery1981 · 20/11/2024 20:39

I like to pretend that the other (far suprior)presenters can't see him, he's just a figment of my imagination. They do seem to largely ignore him.

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 20/11/2024 20:39

mynameiscalypso · 20/11/2024 20:38

Don't forget that it's Gregg 🙄😂

Came to say this, god forbid anyone forgets the second g! Grin

soupfiend · 20/11/2024 20:40

God knows. I mean this is someone who uses the term slippery as a compliment when describing food

He also does my pet hate of describing something that is a texture as a flavour

'it tastes crunchy' 'it has a powdery taste'

THESE ARE TEXTURES GREGGGG

AnyFucker · 20/11/2024 20:41

The least talented (and luckiest) man on tv

EnYar · 20/11/2024 20:42

I really like Monica. She’s my favourite.

gaggiagirl · 20/11/2024 20:42

Horrible man. I'm still getting over his 'typical Saturday'

Lammveg · 20/11/2024 20:44

soupfiend · 20/11/2024 20:40

God knows. I mean this is someone who uses the term slippery as a compliment when describing food

He also does my pet hate of describing something that is a texture as a flavour

'it tastes crunchy' 'it has a powdery taste'

THESE ARE TEXTURES GREGGGG

Hahaha whenever he has an aubergine he'll compliment it by calling it slippery

Swivelhead · 20/11/2024 20:47

I stopped watching a long time ago, when John Torode was kind of a shit to his ex-wife.

Greg was always a twat though

Raquelos · 20/11/2024 20:48

I always find it hilarious when he feeds back about a dish and the other two (actual chefs) completely contradict him in their feedback, highlighting what a know-nothing blowhard he really is. I swear that's why they make him go first 😁

SummaLuvin · 20/11/2024 20:50

I've never heard anyone say they enjoy his presenting 'skills' and 'style'. he is truly awful, has no expertise in food or cookery and just guffaws and gurns. genuinely have no idea why he continues to get booked

stargazerlil · 20/11/2024 20:51

Because he loves a good pudding and he’s an over paid greedy arse.

soupfiend · 20/11/2024 20:52

Urgh thats right, the constant guffawing

EnYar · 20/11/2024 20:53

I like MC but wish they’d get some new phrases.

It’s all “points of difference, “elevate to the next level”, “brings the dish together”.

Actually that’s just Marcus.

GoodLaudanum · 20/11/2024 20:54

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😄never gets old

soupfiend · 20/11/2024 20:55

Also to be honest I dont like Marcus either he has no warmth about him at all, very dry and cold

I like John but thats not professional MC I think

EnYar · 20/11/2024 20:56

GoodLaudanum · 20/11/2024 20:54

😄never gets old

Love it.

pestowithwalnuts · 20/11/2024 20:57

Can't stand him.
I can't see why has to give his grunting feedback..he's just a baldy-headed greengrocer. His opinion would matter nothing to me

CatalinaLoo · 20/11/2024 21:01

He’s a grade A twat. I’ll never forget that Twitter post where someone asked him to retweet a post about raising money for cancer, and he responded ignoring the cancer charity and instead lecturing the person that his name had two G’s. What a twat.

SunSparkle · 20/11/2024 21:03

gaggiagirl · 20/11/2024 20:42

Horrible man. I'm still getting over his 'typical Saturday'

This. read that and will never not think of him as anything other than a shit dad and husband.

Bluevelvetsofa · 20/11/2024 21:04

They talk about Marcus Wareing as some kind of iconic chef, but I find him dry and cold too. I want to make wash and cut his hair. It looks as though he’s dipped it in grease.

PotterHead1985 · 20/11/2024 21:07

You should join our thread in telly addicts. We rip him constantly