Men with boats cheat

[Boatsandcoats]

The subject says it all!

I’ve long believed that men only buy boats to use them as floating love shacks. My friend thinks I’m being ridiculous and says boats are just a great lifestyle choice. Recently, she told me her husband is thinking of buying a boat, and I couldn’t help but give her that look! She insists he’d never cheat, but in my experience, every man I’ve known who had a boat wasn’t exactly faithful.

Honestly, if my husband bought one, I might even consider it grounds for divorce!

So, am I being unreasonable? Can men own boats without it leading to adultery, or am I totally right to be suspicious? Should men with boats just wear a t-shirt that says, "Don’t trust me?"

(For the record, this doesn’t apply to fishermen making a living or people who live on boats!)

Tbf the only bloke i knew into sailing with a boat was disgusting and signed up to hookup sites. I don’t know if his now wife knows he had a reputation for that when she met him….I'm assuming not. So on that basis, i’d say you might be right!

Now I know why Arthur and George from Milton Keynes were so desperate to win on Bullseye. All those sad faces when Jim Bowen said ' have a look at what you could have won '

I got press ganged as a stoker, as one does - long story.

Anyway the bosun (70) like all good sailors had a girl in every port.

Trouble is though that if your daily grind is something like Bristol, Clevedon, Penarth Ilfracombe it got very very - impressive

I aim to please 💅

Yes I know I am and when you see it you really see it!

Thanks ChatGPT but lots of people own boats.

Or perhaps you are not great at the shopping and they want tk mak3 sure they don't end up witb own brand pringles and sub par malbec!

We had our own boat and sailed for years as a family. I can assure you that unaccompanied men on boats fall into three categories. 1. Beardy types always banging on about fractional rigging and other ineffably dreary nautical information. 2. Boat fetishists who spend every weekend lovingly buffing and cleaning the adored floating object and 3. rejects forced to live aboard because their wives not unreasonably got fed up with living with type 1 or 2 and chucked them out. None of them ever likely to have actual sex.

2 of dhs’s work colleagues have boats. They are both single.
I did know a man who had a boat and cheated on his wife.

The same people who are apparently bedding the sexy au pair in their creaky little fishing dinghy, full of scales and tackle bags?

Lol i only know one person who owned a boat... A guy I used to work with. You would have no idea he had a girlfriend of 7 years the way he was sleeping with people at work..

No!

Or they sharted and wanted to save face!

A good tackle bag is possibly a great way to get an OW interested Come aboard and look at my tackle bag - who could resist 😀

My thoughts too but caravans....

My dad had several boats. He also had several women on the go!

They may be shifty but who wants to be the other woman for a train fan?

Well someone needs to steer while he is with the other woman! Very understanding wife though.

@Boatsandcoats have you watched Our Flag Means Death too many times?

Our marina in the summer has a flurry of actors, celebrities who drink cocktails on the terraces, we attract the fake tan, false eyelashes, pseudo glam types looking for gawd knows what.

One wealthy guy with an enormous gin palace buys champagne by the crate, women throw thenmselves at him but he's not a cheater apparently just enjoys the craic

😂

Oh I can absolutely see that! I don't know anyone with one though

The only bonks I associate with sailing are from the boom if you don't duck quickly enough.

Yes yes absolutely yes

it could have an underground bunker under the shed ?