Filthy food habit… and what’s yours?

[Slattern77]

Not talking Biscoff straight from the jar here… its so low-level I’m compelled to post (with NC) so to expose the guilt/be shamed out of it.

Maggi noodles eaten dry, from the packet, with the seasoning sprinkled into them. Preferably chow mein flavour. But eaten in bed. Last night the flavouring went on my sheets which may or may not have been a turning point.

What’s your secret filthy food habit?

White thick sliced warburtons, lashings of country life spread and 2 tubs of cress.

my daughters is dry pasta!

Eating processed peas cold from the tin.

Cold baked beans and sausages from the tin.

@Brendabigbaps sounds positively posh!

@Nitgel hmmm…

Packet of cheese and onion crisps with extra salt sprinkled in. Big hunk of cheese (not good cheese, cheap mousetrap from the fridge). Bite chunks of the cheese and shovel the salty crisps in at the same time.

Thick crusty bread and thick butter, with piccalilli and ketchup on top. Yum

@sprigatito sounds yum - have been biting cheese and eating chilli cornichons then taking a bite of cracker tonight. Why oh why can’t I just lay it all out nicely on a plate?

A whole pack of Crunchy Nut granola eaten with fingers like a big bag of crisps.

When I’m unwell, my comfort food is a packet of microwave rice, a few chunks of corned beef, and instant gravy mixed up in a bowl with plenty of black pepper. It’s filthy, but sometimes needs must.

Pizza off the box to save washing yikes!!!

Wotsits or chipsticks dipped in yogurt.

Heinz tomato soup...( the whole tin, none of this 2 portions in a tin business) with that dried Italian cheese from a plastic tub sprinkled (glugged) on top so it melts into big blobs of stringy, weird tasty goodness.

Scrambled eggs and hashbrowns in a wrap dipped in a mixture of sour cream and hot sauce

Raw bacon 🥓

Vegetable cup a soup and peanut m&ms in the same mouthful🫣

@bossybloss is that not "dangerous"

Mine is tomato sauce sarnies, has to be white bread, no butter.

I totally get the dry noodles, I'm eyeing up a pot noddle now!

Eating my porridge breakfast in bed before I get up for work each day!

Love how lashings of butter was in the first comment I was waiting for that 😂 mine is cheap nasty packet noodles mixed in with a shit load of cheese and mayo

I like opening a bag of wotsits and letting the air get to them for a bit so they go sort of like stale and chewy. I also like flat fizzy drinks. So if I ever have a bottle of coke or whatever, I’ll shake it up and wait for it to settle so it goes really flat and then drink it like it’s squash. I am perfectly aware that I’m a wrong’un. 😂😂

Omg I love stale wotsits

Just googled the munching of raw bacon could be harmful due to bacteria and food poisoning.
Can't imagine eating dry pasta.
I once ate a uncooked fray bentos pie straight out the tin.

Frozen peas straight out of the freezer. Yum

Thank god I’m not the only one my DH thinks I’m mad. 🤣

Same here. Have been munching on it for decades, and I am still here.

Wotsits... biting the ends off of of them, then licking the ends and sticking them together to make a Mega Wotsit.