Filthy food habit… and what’s yours?

[Slattern77]

Not talking Biscoff straight from the jar here… its so low-level I’m compelled to post (with NC) so to expose the guilt/be shamed out of it.

Maggi noodles eaten dry, from the packet, with the seasoning sprinkled into them. Preferably chow mein flavour. But eaten in bed. Last night the flavouring went on my sheets which may or may not have been a turning point.

What’s your secret filthy food habit?

Your honesty is admirable..."mousetrap cheese"...😂

Yesterday in Asda there was a guy sat by the checkouts eating a tinned marrowfat pea sandwich and I actually felt a bit gutted I hadn't thought of that already.

It's totally normal to eat it raw in France. It might be a different cut or cured differently or something.

A mixture of cream cheese, sweetened condensed milk and peanut butter. Add salt to taste, or dip salted pretzels in it. Inspired by my favourite PB ice cream

Ham with balsamic vinegar is next level!

Full double pack of Laughing Cow cheese triangles, one at at a time, no accompaniment.

Entire packet of bright orange cheese slices.

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microwave noodles then a slice of fake cheese stirred into it makes it like cheese pasta sauce vaguely and it's yummy.

Cold spaghetti with mayonnaise and soy sauce. Crushed raw garlic can be added if desired.

Cheapest noodles. With cheese and thick gravy. And some bread. Becomes a thick slop

Chocolate biscuits generously over spread with Nutella on top with cup of tea. Mayo on sourdough bread with avocado on top. Uncooked smoked kipper ( from kipper & butter pack) with boiled baby potatoes on a side.