Filthy food habit… and what’s yours?

[Slattern77]

Not talking Biscoff straight from the jar here… its so low-level I’m compelled to post (with NC) so to expose the guilt/be shamed out of it.

Maggi noodles eaten dry, from the packet, with the seasoning sprinkled into them. Preferably chow mein flavour. But eaten in bed. Last night the flavouring went on my sheets which may or may not have been a turning point.

What’s your secret filthy food habit?

Fair play to your mum, just reading that gave me heartburn so I don’t know how she manages it! 😂 I’ve never seen the word posts used to describe eating something before but I think I’m going to have to start using it. 😁

Loved this growing up!! Soooo satisfying when absolutely faint with starvation. Thanks for the reminder.

Oh I just remembered getting them as a mega treat as a child.
I love kraft pkt cheese pasta made up but really dry between 2 slices of crap white bread and butter .

I like jars of picked cockles and then I drink the vinegar.

It is my mum who does it. One time, she said she overdid it and had a massive coughing fit.

Saying that, I love to drink the vinegar form jars of pickled onions.

This reminds me of ice cream sandwiches too - buttered slice of cheap white bread folded over cheap vanilla ice cream

I love to nibble on an oxo cube.

And also, when I cook sausages I always bite the end off and eat it raw-it's like pate.

We should create a recipe book 😂

That sounds ace.

FFS some of these...🤢🤮🤣

Lol @ Raw bacon! Is that actually safe?
Some things seem pretty tame though.

I used to love eating the 'fresh' pasta you get with a filling (favourite one, mushroom) uncooked. With oven chips. Cooked. Not that wacky I guess.

I did eat budget noodles raw before, they're like crisps, lol. The Thai restaurant I like has a dish with a big pile of crispy noodles on top and it's the same thing, surely?

A big glass of flat full fat coke.

I always have a jar of gherkins in the fridge, and a pack of pastrami. Roll a gherkin in a slice of pastrami and eat 😋.

Instant mash, grated cheese and gravy from gravy granules

I'm reading this thinking "you can tell that a lot of people on here have been pregnant, can't you" 😂

Vinegar on mash potato, so delicious

tinned macaroni cheese. I am sorry.

I’m hoping some of these are also eaten slovenly in bed

Oh my god how did you all come up with these concoctions? 😂Noodles in a sandwich I've done though... anything can be a sandwich

OXO cubes
raw mushrooms dipped in saint agur spreadable
frozen chips

Never mind filthy food habits, I’m sure some posters are suffering from Pica judging how gross some of these are 😁

A tin of sardines mushed up with chopped onion, vinegar and either chili sauce or chopped fresh chilis. It must be the sort of sardine that has the crunchy bones on. They're the best bit.

I was wondering how you witnessed it without being ill!

Are you me? This is dreamy to me too!

Grab a packet of McCoy's salt and vinegar crisps and a tub of Mackie's vanilla ice cream. Dip.

@brendabigbaps '2 tubs of cress'? That's made me howl laughing.
You're all a bunch of filthy buggers. I used to eat like this but having to make food for my kids has put a stop to my dutty food ways, I just gorge on chocolate these days.