Filthy food habit… and what’s yours?

[Slattern77]

Not talking Biscoff straight from the jar here… its so low-level I’m compelled to post (with NC) so to expose the guilt/be shamed out of it.

Maggi noodles eaten dry, from the packet, with the seasoning sprinkled into them. Preferably chow mein flavour. But eaten in bed. Last night the flavouring went on my sheets which may or may not have been a turning point.

What’s your secret filthy food habit?

Brown sauce sandwiches, made with plenty of butter.

@Snowpaw I take your scramble egg and hashbrown wrap and raise you Mine.. scramble egg, hashbrowns, cooked chopped bacon or sausage (or both!) green onions or scallions.. shredded cheese, wrap in the pan with just a squirt of oil and fry like a burrito..then ALL the sour cream (sorry no hot sauce for me)

Frazzles in a sandwich

Digestive biscuits dipped into homemade mint sauce.

Prison vibes

Got me wondering how the hell some of these concoctions came about.
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White bread and butter dipped in HP Fruity Sauce. Have loved it since childhood but it was Ideal Sauce in those days.

Golden veg rice on white bread with lots of salty butter

My Grandad talked fondly of 'coni-oni' butties in his youth - thick slice pf bread with condensed tinned milk!

Chicken and mushroom pot noodle . Drained and poured into a bowl , extra soy sauce & broken up ready salted crisps to give it some crunch ...

I put butter on chips

Bonne Maman Crunchy Chocolate Hazelnut Spread. Kept in the fridge and eaten by the spoonful. Knocks spots off Nutella.

Tomato purée straight from the tube.

Have you had Giant Wotsits? Amazing!

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Me too 🤣
My filthiest food habit though is squirting prawn primula straight from tube to mouth. A guilty pleasure. Have also been known to eat marmite by the spoonful

Yes! Love them (and my dog is a huge fan too).
I love the crunchy ones too.. are basically cheese Nik Naks.

DM buys the awful square reformed ham... takes a slice and makes it into a cone shape... then fills it with vinegar. Then she posts it into her mouth.

Mashed potato butty with ketchup@

I used to love making a Frazzles butty with an M&S cheese and chilli hot cross bun. They haven't sold them for years now, but I still dream about them.

@ForestForever OMG!!! I have found my food / flat juice soul mate!! 😂 even better with the giant wostits, I always have an open bag on the go near my tumble dryer and when I’m about half way through the next bag gets opened. Even with the fizzy juice, I have a marker in the drawer next to the fridge and mark mine with a “M” so the rest know it’s mine 😂

You don’t happen to like frozen chips straight from the freezer as well do you? That may be a step too far for you lol 😅

lol. Middle class, middle-aged mum with no criminal record. The worst ones

Toast topped with a slice of pineapple and then a slice of dairylea, grilled and eaten when cheese all gooey

When I was a child my mother would go to the local VG & buy a quarter of long green back. I think it was basically back bacon but it had rind on & she would trim it off & some would get thrown out for the birds & my sisters & I would munch on the rest.

Dear God. How are you not ill? 😂