Neighbours chopped down their own trees but

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they are now unhappy with the fact they can see the stuff stored down the side of my garage.

So they’ve moved all the stuff to the back of my garage. Without asking me.

I can now see their hideous 1970’s house whereas before I could see fir trees in which the Goldcrests gathered.

I’m toying with what I can put down the side of my garage. What about one of those blow up bendy balloon men they have outside some businesses? I wouldn’t be able to see it.

Was the stuff on your land? If so, I'd move it back.

Move your stuff back and tell them not to trespass again. Cheeky fuckers.

Move everything back where it was and tell them to bog off. They can't move your stuff, it's none of their business,

Move your stuff back

Let us know what they said when you moved it all back and added the wavy Davy thing.

Definitely move your stuff back.

Cheeky bastards

Move the stuff back where it was definitely. If they wanted their delicate eyes shielded from having to see onto your property they should have thought of that before chopping down the trees. They can put up a fence or plant something else but they don't get to dictate where you keep things on your land.

I’m toying with what I can put down the side of my garage. What about one of those blow up bendy balloon men they have outside some businesses? I wouldn’t be able to see it.
Outdoor lights. On one of those migraine-inducing fast-flashing settings.

Their bodies!!

how the fuck dare they move YOUR stuff on YOUR property.

id have made them move it back!! While telling them to fuck off & asking if they'd like me to involve the police!!

rude bastards!!

Three massive wind chimes.

Wind chime the cheeky fuckers to death.

There’s some really good ideas here. Wind chimes AND lights .

Just put all your stuff back if it's your land it was on.

Edited because I spell like a 3 year old..

Would it disrupt you if you put large security flood lights on the side of the garage? The ones that come on at night with movement so the foxes and cats set them off?

I support windchimes and flashing LED lights
Why on earth do people do this?

Big fence and lights. On a sensor with a camera, trespass isn't on...

Could you have someone paint a really hideous mural on the side of the garage? (providing it's not within your view)

Oh I’m liking the idea of windchimes.

I’ve put some of it back.

Trouble is , because of where the water butt is, and the great big planter I’ve just purchased into which I am going to plant a Camelia to try and soften the view of their house, I’ll need to walk on their lawn. Fortunately the house is empty for 48 weeks of the year so they won’t notice me.

One of those big (massive) obnoxious signs that say “smile you’re on camera!”

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I was considering painting something rude on the wall. Or maybe hanging a sheet which I could change regularly.

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Do you know why they chopped the trees? I'd be finding more stuff to put down the side. Old broken things ideally.

Definitely move your stuff back. I can't stand people who cut down trees. Maybe some people just hate nature.

There is a whole world of shower curtains that people use in their gardens:-

https://www.amazon.co.uk/JHTRSJYTJ-beautiful-decoration-polyester-waterproof/dp/B081BJSP1Q/ref=mpssa114?adgrpid=110602378928&hvadid=593771592398&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9046620&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=5612868508439657232&hvtargid=kwd-927404641656&hydadcr=2531_2293291&keywords=shower+curtains+for+garden&qid=1697558392&sr=8-4

Choose the most hideous and put it on the side of your garage.

The offending articles.