What's the most bonkers thread you've read on here?

[passioninthisworld]

I've been on Mumsnet for around 10 years now, I have read some crazy threads.

I'm lying in bed hungover and looking for some stories to brighten up my shameful Saturday afternoon.

If anyone wants to share it would be greatly appreciated

Shitmags thread - bloody brilliant

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/3175616-BRIDES-AGONY-Bum-Torn-Apart-By-Wedding-Dress

This is going back years but there was a poster called BupcakesandCunting and she had a thread about her cousin who was 'preggerz and peng'. It was bizarre and hilarious in equal measure.

What on EARTH is Te Noihydc? I don't want to Google this!

It was a typo. The funniest one ever.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4728638-man-spreading-on-the-bus-pic

Better link. Man on the bus + bus stewards

Brian from Hull and his offer of Yoni massage.

One of the replies was "it's a noni from me" which still makes me laugh now.

Wait what? Hull or better known as London 2.0? What did Brian do?

@WaterIris my favourite too … even thinking about this without reading again has me in stitches 😂

I just laughed so hard at the dolphin thread I couldn't breathe. This is glorious 😂Thank you!!

Just a typo, but the way posters just ran with it from the get go was amazing! Some very funny people on this site sometimes.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/2301982-Im-getting-sick-and-tired-of-dinosaurs-being-forced-on-our-children?reply=52448174

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/4818426-boots-refusing-to-sell-canesten-to-men-wtf?page=13&reply=126586052

Found it!

I give you, the Brian from Hull thread. Enjoy!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage

Ahh yeah that one was great!

the one with the cup of water for dipping a penis in after sex or something along those lines, lol

Screaming in the Sistine chapel still makes me laugh just thinking about that thread!

That was hilarious!!

I forgot about Brian from Hull, his insistence that he had loads of PMs was hilarious.

Who doesn't want to be fingered by Brian from Hull 🤣🤣

Another favourite - Yorkshire covid - now in classics

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/4250948-Yorkshire-Variant

I'm still not over

Bread
Ham
Bread

Kinnnnnn elllllll

The notorious ‘how do you pronounce Frances?’ thread, in which numerous mumsnetters revealed that they didn’t understand the concept of a regional accent: https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/baby_names/2974801-how-would-you-pronounce-frances

The Sistene screamer was very funny. As was the Maui poster and her misguided belief that all of MN was agog and breathlessly waiting for her to share updates on her wedding, honeymoon and decor decisions.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

That is absolutely PEAK mumsnet