What's the most bonkers thread you've read on here?

[passioninthisworld]

I've been on Mumsnet for around 10 years now, I have read some crazy threads.

I'm lying in bed hungover and looking for some stories to brighten up my shameful Saturday afternoon.

If anyone wants to share it would be greatly appreciated

The toilet brush in the dishwasher!!! Just no!

Some woman going absolutely radge about helium balloons. When helium is gone it’s gone, shameful, stupid waste, on and on. She did, does, have a point, but her post was spittle-flecked ranting. Sometime, also, context matters.

Just seen.

It's in classics, and it's full 😪

BUT, I found it cos I was looking for this.....

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1056940-to-think-this-couple-are-bonkers

Pom bear, for those who were asking

And for the other person asking, tiny Korean lady is also in classics

That was a new depth and peak at the same time!

the recently turned vegan who were pregnant and it "raised bf issues"for her(??)

Over lockdown, there was some intense discussion about whether cucumber could be deemed to be essential shopping.

Not sure if it was the same thread but people putting toilet seats in the dishwasher.

Now that's intriguing. Love a good mystery.

If we’re talking unforgettable…the anal bleaching thread. I was weeping with laughter by page 5.

@mananarama thank you!😂😂😂

(te noihydc sounded pretty tempting to me, mind you!)

@cassiatwenty

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1451929-Help-Carpet-fitter-has-just-stormed-out-AIBU

I'm on the closing page, but I'd forgotten 😆

For me, this is just the thread that keeps on giving

About 15 years ago now, the poster who said her hamster had fallen in her stew and she’d eaten him.

Really long thread where she admitted she was bullshitting.

Definitely the supersoaker thread just for the number of times she managed to mention supersoaker and the fact that she just kept going and going depute everyone telling her she was being unreasonable and all of the Sharon ones.

The penis beaker - that was my introduction to Mumsnet 😂

This is bloody brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂

Your minge

Think it was by TSC who was pregnant and forgot to put her bikini bottoms on at the local pool , she had all her posts deleted though so think the thread has gone

Oh and the lady stuck in a Seasalt jumpsuit ! Alone in the house .. rolling on bed , floor , trying to use wire coat hanger , virtually impossible to get zip down .. I was crying 😂

There was one years and years ago about a young lad across the road living in his car due to a falling out iirk with his mother. I recall the girlfriend moving in and after a few days a rat also moved in.
It was being real time posted by the mumsnetter from her window.

Not threads because I can't remember them but 2 of my fave comments have been -

A poster was dumped for ordering anchovies on her pizza and someone suggested she reply with, "plenty more anchovies in the sea"

And cannae remember the thread but a poster said something like "men literally shag piles of leafs" and it killed me because I've seen more than one bloke humping leaf piles at a place I worked 😂

I'd love to read that thread if anyone finds it.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/752184-hauck-stroller-pound-25-Asda?reply=29612526

A short one, but one of my faves where to OP answers herself 3 years later.

Oh my God. That was weird

You're a bit of a Rogue 😅😋

I also think "Mexican house thief" deserves a mention if it hasnt been already