Is this a mumsnet massive salad?

[ChiChaNaYubi]

Is it massive enough? How many weeks will this feed my family for I need to know!!

Yabu- that’s not massive enough you’ll starve
yanbu- that’s massive mate.

Imo a massive salad includes all the salady bits. So beetroot, cucumber, tomatoes, peppers, radishes, etc. But all of those things in one go are a bit out of my budget these days 😂

I have bigger😂

Imho we should put this to bed once and for all and agree on how many grams massive salad is.

The size of the salad is fine but you are being highly unreasonable by adding mushrooms 😂

Definitely not massive - you will starve 😆

No because it's got carbs. A MN massive salad is just leaves and roots and twiggy shit. Not potato salad and mayo and eggs. That's a good shop for a fortnight.

As a massive salad myself, yes, it’s like looking in a mirror

Oh goody, another food thread. Not long now until someone comes along to tell us they couldn't possibly eat two eggs in one sitting.

There's enough hard boiled egg there to feed a family of four. I can't believe you're even thinking about eating such an unnecessary amount of food.

No. You need to remove the brown and beige bits and replace with lettuce, cress, grated carrot and radish.

It doesn't look that salady, or are there lots of leaves etc hiding under the eggs etc?

As a massive salad myself, yes, it’s like looking in a mirror

@MassiveSalad22 🤣🤣🤣

Presumably on a buffet for 10 to share? Looks reasonable not massive

No it’s quite small by my standards! But mine only have greens and peppers etc, maybe some chicken, not eggs and humous etc.

it looks lovely, enjoy!

Mushrooms have no place in a salad! I make salads out of everything but never fungi. I would say yours is large but not massive. Pile it up a bit (but no more mushrooms) and add a bit more colour variation and crunch and you’ll be getting there

It's all relative.
Is that a teaspoon or tablespoon?
Are those ostrich eggs or quail eggs?

Needs a 50p piece in picture for scale. Looks nice!

You need to put a trigger warning on this thread.

Mushrooms in a salad is offensive.

You'll have seen the thread about the two tins of tuna, that turned out to be really tiny ones, along with a tablespoon of mayonnaise and a single plain cracker, that the OP was told was enough for a family for 4 at least.

Lots of leave under the eggs!

Salad contains :

Mixed leaves
red peppers
tomatoes
cucumber
mangetout
celery
garlic mushrooms
new potato in lemon mayo
hummus
chicken
egg

I'd say it's a borderline salad

Bet twiggy shit has cards.

Think roots do too.

So to be safe, stick to leaves

Is that chicken next to the mushrooms? I always feel weird about eating chickens and eggs at the same time. It seems ghoulish somehow.

You will definitely starve 🤣🤣

I like bigger than that!

And and UPFs. It’s definitely not an MN salad.

Looks to me like lots of leaves and possibly tomatoes/peppers underneath, with dollops of hummus and potato salad on top, a generous scoop of fried mushrooms and two only just hard-boiled eggs (i.e. yolks still a bit runny).