Is this a mumsnet massive salad?

[ChiChaNaYubi]

Is it massive enough? How many weeks will this feed my family for I need to know!!

Yabu- that’s not massive enough you’ll starve
yanbu- that’s massive mate.

Don’t forget that if you don’t fancy a “massive salad” you can have something else instead as long as it’s with “lots of veggies”.

MON THE SHRROOMS.

These are three meals in there, not a salad. Boiled potatoes and more than egg is two meals already. Salad is meant to be salady vegetables, with half an egg or few meat pieces etc

Id eat salad a whole lot more if it looked like yours @ChiChaNaYubi as opposed to the other bowl shown on here!

But I'm glad I'm not the only one who had eggs and chicken on salad

I would have them as well but it would only ever be called a salad with chicken and eggs on the side. A salad grows in the earth.

TEAM MUSHROOM

id have a big Mac and fries. Less fat and fewer calories and no vomit.

Aside from the mushrooms, that looks delicious!

I remember when there was a fad for raw food, including mushrooms! If they've been in sliced olive oil and lemon for half an hour they're rather good. The eggs need another couple of minutes.

Echo..mushrooms have zero place in a salad

I can't believe the mushroomphobia on this thread. It's literal fungicide.

You’ll have to come round at Thanksgiving and let DH introduce you to a jello salad. Personally I’m still not entirely convinced that the grated carrot and the mayonnaise are meant to be in there nestling next to the raspberry jelly and the tinned fruit cocktail, but I know better than to start that fight on a patriotic holiday.

I know. Indulgent and confusing

I've also committed the 'triple protein' sin for my lunchtime salad (chick peas, tuna and Lidl fava bean dip, which is also fails the MN food acceptability test because it's probably a UPF). It wasn't even deliberate, I was just using up some bits from the fridge leftover from a BBQ earlier in the week.

People are weird. For everyone berating the OP for 'indulging' in more than one protein, there's another who told the OP on the tuna salad thread that she should swap 3/4 of her tuna for some chick peas, but without giving a reason why.

I think that's normal but all the MNetters with the bird like appetites probably find it completely massive!

'bird like appetites' - is this when you eat chicken?

OK then, I take it back if they’re hot - perfectly acceptable. I can’t make out what that is in between the three egg halves and the mushrooms. Is it a king prawn or a mis-shapen bit of egg ? Kudos on the consistency of the egg yolk by the way.

I don't understand why you have more than half an egg on there. Dont you know there are egg shortages and some people are stuggling to buy then? You are hoarding eggs, which is selfish, and posting pictures of them on here is just going to cause panic buying. I bet you use more than half a sheet of toilet paper at a time too OP!

Oh god, I completely misread. I thought it said it was the saddest post I've ever seen, which is what I was agreeing with. I think the OPs salad looks fine. If people look beyond the offending triple carbs, there's a load of salady stuff underneath.

ComtesseDeSpair, I’ve heard of it and I’d give it a go, especially if I was a guest in someone’s home.

I’m Laughing at a fight on a Patriotic holiday - in our house the holiday fights are the best.

There is just no way I could eat all of that- hummus, and eggs, and chicken, and potato in mayo, and garlic mushrooms.

Hell, no.

would this be a good time to tell you all of Aldi whipped Feta and mint dip?

I have that salad too, except that I fry the eggs, mushrooms and potatoes.

I think it needs to be in a much bigger bowl, and mostly consist of leaves. No carbs! Protein also not part of the salad, but served alongside it. This is what I imagine when I read about massive salads on MN, eg served with lasagne.

Off topic but where did you get the eggs? Look lush!

Yes please - always up for a new dip !! Is it nice ?