Is this a mumsnet massive salad?

[ChiChaNaYubi]

Is it massive enough? How many weeks will this feed my family for I need to know!!

Yabu- that’s not massive enough you’ll starve
yanbu- that’s massive mate.

Do you worry which to eat first, the chicken or the egg? 😁

The best thing about this thread is that I can only just tell which replies are serious and which aren’t

bravo all

@ArabeIIaScott fungicide, I'm dead 💀

So, OP, you thought this was going to turn into a huge bun fight about the size of your salad (which incidentally could feed the population of a small island for a week at least) when actually all anyone cares about is the mushrooms and the chicken and egg together 😆

I am really really offended by all the mushroomphobia. I didn’t expect that.

Hot mushrooms at that.

Hot food doesn't belong on salad!

Those mushrooms look fit. Potato salad is the devil's food, though, so for that YABU.

Does anyone have a link to the tuna thread? As a strapping six footer with a massive appetite myself, competitive under-eating threads are like crack to me.

😂😂

Potatoes and mayo?? That's a glutton's salad you greedy madam! I have a proper Mumsnet massive salad of greens on a Monday and it keeps me going me all week. If I ate your salad (boak) I'd blow up to at least a size 8 and have to up my running schedule to 3 times a day.

What's it on the side of? Salad should only ever be a side, not a main. Where's the pizza?

Maybe that's why I'm the fat lass

I'm allergic to mushrooms so that's my beef.

How can you do chicken and egg on the same plate?!? That's just weird!!

Those eggs are undercooked - have you considered there might be a pregnant or vulnerable elderly person near by? And I assume that’s one of those teeny spoons you find in antique shops/the pockets of coke dealers?

We need to see layers OP. That hummus splash feels a bit fancy. What will your children eat if you're eating all the food in one go? 😆

As an aside, I bought a "party salad" from Tesco, Demolished it in one sitting then had a donut for pudding.

For one person? Yes that is massive

Your salad looks fucking amazing OP. Ignore the naysayers, mushrooms on a salad are the business - garlic mushrooms even better.

It has identity issues.
"Am I a massive chicken salad?"
"Maybe I'm an egg salad"
"Maybe I'm just the accompaniment to these mushrooms"
"I can't be myself, these carbs are overshadowing my talents"

Eurgh do you eat the eggs with a straw ?

Looks amazing!

A MN massive salad is what you serve with a tiny portion of either eggs, chicken, garlic mushrooms or humus. Or micro portions if you have all 4.

The sheer volume of the leafy stuff fills you up so much you have to skip your next 3 meals.

I used my fork

I actually think this is really unacceptable during a CoL crisis. Not everyone can afford humus and chicken at the same time and this is clearly a stealth boast. Plus all the virtue signalling re mushrooms is completely unacceptable (though they should not be hot). I hope there is salt on the eggs otherwise you're triggering me.

absolutely amazing - great for a massive salad!

Now I want a mahooosive salad! The mushrooms look gorgeous by the way. Ignore the mushroom haters.

A warm runny egg is delicious with salad.

I have to admit to an egg aversion, but hot garlic mushrooms on a salad?
Inspired 👏
As an aside, does anyone enjoy cold salad with hot mash, or is it just me......?