Sliding into DMs

[RealMousewives]

I met a guy last night and there was a huge attraction- intense eye contact, lots of smiling and intimate looks.
There wasn't a chance to swap numbers - I can't go into why, but it was not appropriate.
He's a bit younger and I can see he has insta - should I DM him on there? I've never done this, I'm over 40 but he clearly uses inst. His profile is private but you can still message I believe.
Advice please??

🙈😅

You only live once, go for it

I can see it already - Bognor Regis' answer to Antony and Cleopatra. This is gonna be one for the ages.

@Chailatteplease

Oh do give over, it's not getting kicks - it's responding to an OP who's getting weirder and weirder, is probably a troll and using 🍆 emojis. Do tell me what sage advice you'd have offered!

Well it’s all a bit gross if true, isn’t it?

You were at parents evening/a school play/whatever and decided you’d like to shag one of the teachers? Im glad you haven’t messaged him.

It's not a troll but aware that it sounds stupid. There is a big part I'm having to leave out.

Weird how people are going out of their way to tell you he doesn't fancy you, was everyone else there?! I'd follow on insta before a message

I'm crying 🤣🤣

So we are expected to believe you're trying to 'hook up' with a teacher at your teenage DC's school who it sounds as though is closer to their age than yours, because he 'eye fucked' you and the only reason he didn't ask for your number is that you were constrained by the presence of childrn?

There aren't enough emojis in the world.

If this is real, and it's not, try not to fuck trusted people in the lives of your children. If you like them.

No such thing as 110%

if you’re just after sex and he’s a teacher in your kids school, absolutely no

You did the vertical foxtrot in the classroom stationary cupboard?

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When you say "big part" do you mean 🍆 ?

When you said you were "constrained", I imagined a softly lit crowded scene involving a works do in a classy venue, the clinking of champagne glasses, and your role forcing you to limit conversation with the mingling throng...

Nah, it's you teenage kids' teacher at parent-teacher evening!

I don't know, I think send him a message!

I don't use instagram, but someone else said up thread he may not get a notification of the message but I don't see the harm in sending a message, but keep it very tame and if he doesn't respond don't send another one

It wasn't a parents eve and no kids were there.
It's a private school and I'm sure plenty of yummy mummies so he maybe has done it before

I thought of a bondage scenario 😂

I'd be careful of all this eyefucking. Some STDs can cause very nasty conjunctivitis.

I knew you were gonna say it was a teacher. Please don't 😫

I thought of a bondage scenario 😂

Constrained not restrained. Important difference.

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Oh do give over.
If this is real - which I doubt - don't humiliate yourself.
He's a teacher and 10 years younger.

😂😂

I had a night like this once. Lots of flirty shit, great fun. I thought he was a mechanic with the Williams Formula One team. He turned out to be Jacques Villeneuve who was the world champion at the time, and then going out with Danni Minogue. I'm glad I left it at the "eyefucking" stage and didn't humiliate myself. 😂😍