He had fun in the shower ...

[clawflirt]

And was vocal about it all.... right after an argument with me.
When he finished and came out of the bathroom and when he saw me in the bedroom he immediately reverted back to being stony faced and the argument continued.

I cannot get over the hurt I feel, especially as we had not been intimate the night before or that morning.

AIBU.

@vera99 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Use a vibrator on yourself while he is next to you as a revenge?

I'm guessing the op wanted a session too, but with them arguing he, took care of business, and his lady hearing,

Oh a new one

Lyrical, vocal range wanking.

Imagine you were a person who cries when they are angry, it would sound like a paid North Korean griever, wailing and sobbing at the death of old Kim.

A theatrical angry crying wank...

He had a cheeky wank in the shower, glared at you on the way out, and now 'you're over...' Just like that. I reckon you will have his stuff packed and your home on the market before 10pm tonight. That's how it happens on here.

Brilliant. I don't often laugh at things on MN but 'rage wank' made me smile.

Except this @SunnyD44

Exactly this I meant.

He punished you by having a loud wank 🤣🤣, if you've fallen out you won't be jumping on him anytime soon so he may as well! Not sure what you not having sex the day before has to do with anything? Odd post.

I've just joined this thread and I'm both confused and amused 😂

I can't help but think of this..................

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's all.

I wondered if I was being unreasonable to feel hurt when at the weekend during a protracted argument, bf went into a shower while in absolute rage towards me , sounded a few minutes later like he was an extra on pornhub , then came out and started on me again.
A lot of exaggerated vocals followed by whistling and humming gleefully to himself whilst in the bathroom.

So whistling not wanking?

So confused

I wanted sex the night before and the morning of the argument. He was not interested in me and proceeded to sort himself in the shower instead.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did you tell him to fuck off?
Maybe that's what he thinks fucking off is?

What if you did e.g. Took care of business while he had to watch or hear ?

Just for context could I ask your respective ages ?

He sounds like a twat.

I’m glad he’s your ex now.

Don’t go back to him.

It wasn’t a Fock you. It was a fuck himself.

Wanking then whistling?

That would at least be alphabetically pleasing.

Or perhaps multitasking by doing both simultaneously?

Think I'll slope off now. I was hurt and took it personally
Glad to have entertained you all.
I have my answer now !!!

I would have also sneaked out of the bedroom and gone out or gone in a different room and pretended I didn’t hear, so all of his performance would have been for nothing.

This whole thread 😂😂😂