He had fun in the shower ...

[clawflirt]

And was vocal about it all.... right after an argument with me.
When he finished and came out of the bathroom and when he saw me in the bedroom he immediately reverted back to being stony faced and the argument continued.

I cannot get over the hurt I feel, especially as we had not been intimate the night before or that morning.

AIBU.

Well that escalated

This all sounds a bit silly.

Maybe you need to go into the bathroom with a fave toy, really go for it as loudly and dramatically as possible, then come back out and lob said toy at his head.

Or just don't be in close enough proximity for his wanking to cause any kind of issues given that he's an ex?!

He's an ex. Just forget about it.

Free period in Year 12?

I can't believe he wasted good hot water while there is a fuel crisis on!

I am so confused. If he is an ex, why are you still intimate (since you wrote you were especially hurt because you hadn’t been Intimate the day before/in the morning)? Or is he an ex because of the argument and his shower activity?

Why don't you have a loud wank??
Sounds like you need one! 🤣

Have I dropped into a parallel universe where very vocal rage wanking, is some kind of known and accepted punishment? 🤨

This whole thing is so gross 🤮

Sounds like a real wanker 😂

What does a performance wank sound like?

Was it like “yodel-eh yodel-eh yodel-eh hee HURRRGH!!”

Meh, I'd be grateful he sorted himself out so I didnt need to have to think about shagging the twat.

What the fuck have I just read 🤣

He's a wanker and you are best rid of him - don't be hurt if this is the only way he gets his kicks!

Going out for a walk and then de-stressing in the shower sounds like a healthy approach to anger management to me. Especially if you and he are embroiled in an multi-day row.

If you could hear him, and it bothered you, why did you not go to another room to give you both some space and privacy?

Hope you made him squeegee the shower before you gave him the heave-ho.

this ^

Rage wanking now?

Ex, after a massive argument during the weekend.

A soapy rage wank.

Does ejaculate not clog the shower up? Im sure that's why my DH en-suite is always getting clogged up. I pulled a big hairy stinky mass of gelatinous gloop a few weeks back. Must listen next time he's had a tough day at work.

Ok then....

I'm just imagining against my better judgement how does one rage wank with vocals.

Is it like "fuck you, fuck you fuck you, yeah yeah, I'm angry, so angry right now, yeah, yeah yeah"

🤔

On this basis my wife must have left me a couple of hundred times

I have learnt two new things today. Rage wanking and performance wanking. Both will come in handy one day.

this thread made me laugh after a miserable day and a saddening realisation

Not thing to do with the wank but definitely did hurt me as it was a passive aggressive move on his part. Tit.

😭😭😭