to think Swinging is disgusting? (long rant sorry)

[TanishasMum]

I have a problem with friends of ours that are into swinging - she even likes women iykwim?. The thing is, DH likes this couple and don't get me wrong they are a nice couple but I feel very uncomfortable around them especially her as she constantly talks about sex and what they get up to with other couples (makes me feel sick).

Anyway, we meet up with them once a month for a drink/meal and their DD is the same age as ours but AIBU to not want to bother with this couple anymore? My DH likes them though - I think her constant flirting flatters him she is rather big breasted and she asks him jokingly if he wants a feel . I am not exaggerating about this, she is the biggest flirt I have ever met in my life.

I think DH is more than happy to continue the friendship but I am not. I am defo not into swinging but I am wondering if my DH secretly wants to . So AIBU?

I'm sure DP - who is after all the gardener in the Inferiority Complex - would love to see your bush, Blu.

arf

the bush in the garden, is a bit neglected, but has a purplish tinge i may need to forage

Oh, the horror!

I have just realised!

Last week DS opened the door and let a delivery man into our halll as I was naked in the bathroom (with one leg up in the basin, washing my toes) with the door open so that the man had a clear view up my hall of fame, and then at the w/e DP was absent mindedly walking around in the front room with no clothes on as the family from up the road wandered past...waving in at him.

We're one herbaceous shrub away from an orgy!

PMSL

well i'm off hunting for my dinner and whatever else i can find in tescos hopefully a young man..have fun

A quick dash round the South Circular, MI, and you might be in luck!

you lot are so very very bad.

im on a really nice thread about people wearing jumpers with amimals on. its lovely.

hall of fame - lol that is one hell of a euphemism...so errrr have u had any famous visitors or entries in the guest book

Hi Lulu - thanks for message on my wall - getting better thanks.

Now scary news MUMSNET IS CITED ON A BLOODY SWINGING SITE - see here

We get everywhere

lol thank you so much for this thread, it's made my day! I haven't laughed this much in ages, whomovedmychocolate your comment has had me in stiches

talula [chock] i thought even you had limits!!! You want people to swing wearing animal jumpers??? sick mare

people are swinging with animals in jumpers?

Can't believe that MN now has me reading swingers' forums... Very amusing that one person is shocked at a reference to anal sex. Apparently there are levels of prudishness within the swinging community too.

VANBU

haven't read thread but apparently my village is rife with swingers

seriously though tanishasmum YANBU (if this a true story that is)

Notice all the female body parts didn't have cellulite, thread/varicose veins, spaniel ear boobs etc. I admit it, I was wrong, all swingers look like airbrushed Playboy models

i dont need to "swing", with or without my amimal jumper on, i get all the shaggin i need at home. wouldnt know what to do with another mans willy.

boolepew - but did you see Mr Tweeky?

Well talulasmummy, obviously you swing on it (the willy that is)

Well talulasmummy, obviously you swing on it (the willy that is)

Habibu - I honestly was searching on google for images of pampas grass and it popped up.

I'd have sent you all to next door grannies if I'd have been trying to shock you (NB they do swing, they are definitely not pretty or airbrushed!)

Oh god - I'm scared to click...

EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!