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AIBU?

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Original poster

to think Swinging is disgusting? (long rant sorry)

231 replies

TanishasMum · 23/10/2007 18:06

I have a problem with friends of ours that are into swinging - she even likes women iykwim?. The thing is, DH likes this couple and don't get me wrong they are a nice couple but I feel very uncomfortable around them especially her as she constantly talks about sex and what they get up to with other couples (makes me feel sick).

Anyway, we meet up with them once a month for a drink/meal and their DD is the same age as ours but AIBU to not want to bother with this couple anymore? My DH likes them though - I think her constant flirting flatters him she is rather big breasted and she asks him jokingly if he wants a feel . I am not exaggerating about this, she is the biggest flirt I have ever met in my life.

I think DH is more than happy to continue the friendship but I am not. I am defo not into swinging but I am wondering if my DH secretly wants to . So AIBU?

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zippitippitoes · 23/10/2007 18:50

i think if your dh is keen then you need to check out what's oin his mind and see if you can make up for what he thinks he's missing

talulasmum · 23/10/2007 18:52

are you trying to impersonate me tanisha,

because your not doing a very good job.

the art of a really good wind up thread is to make it at least half believable.

this one is just so crap its laughable.

zippitippitoes · 23/10/2007 18:53

tips available

lucyellensmum · 23/10/2007 18:56

oh please please please keep this one going, wind up or not, i think it opens a lovely little can of worms Anyone want to swap keys ;) just keep it going, cos i cant play just now

mamazon · 23/10/2007 18:57

i think yoru just jealous. your husband is getting a lot of attention and of course he is flattered by it.

maybe he would love to swing with this couple and he meets with them in the hopes you will "come round"

either way, swinging isn't your cup of tea..it doesn't make it disgusting.

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TanishasMum · 23/10/2007 18:57

Why would it be a wind up? It is bloody true on my kids lives its true.

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zippitippitoes · 23/10/2007 18:58

lucyellen your fell a can come and fit my kitchen any time..i'll do my best

Original poster
TanishasMum · 23/10/2007 18:58

So I am jealous right? Well I will send her round to your place and get her to stick her jugs in his face and see how you like it

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Original poster
TanishasMum · 23/10/2007 18:59

his being your bloke

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zippitippitoes · 23/10/2007 19:00

i'd need both of them..unless it's a night when i have a hunk in

talulasmum · 23/10/2007 19:00

please.

i think you've read too many jackie collins.

TheDuchess · 23/10/2007 19:01

talulasmum...I can't believe you are annoyed about this. "someonesmum" is hardly an original name FFS

pointydog · 23/10/2007 19:04

I was prepare to believe this until tanisha said 'on my children's lives it's true'

In my experience, anyone who says 'I swear on my children's lives' is tallking bollox

talulasmum · 23/10/2007 19:05

oh i agree.
but tanisha sounds like talula.

really not bothered, but she admitted shes going back to one of her many other names after this thread.

zippitippitoes · 23/10/2007 19:07

i don't have time to read lol

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TanishasMum · 23/10/2007 19:07

Just tell me what you find hard to believe? This is NOT a wind up it is true I wish I never bloody asked now. I just wanted your opinions.

I have told MY DH I want nothing more to do with this sleazy couple anyway.

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GibbonInABloodSoakedRibbon · 23/10/2007 19:08

how odd this thread is

lucyellensmum · 23/10/2007 19:09

zippity - only if i can, um, supervise!!!!

Talula, admit it, you know i love you, but you just you never thought of this one!

mamazon · 23/10/2007 19:09

my own "jugs" are rather huge enoughand i dont have a man...but yeah send them round....i have 3 years to make up for

fireflyfairy2 · 23/10/2007 19:10

talulasmum.. wind your neck in! How she in any way trying to personate you?

Tanishasmum, just tell your dh you don't want to spend time with them anymore. But I would look a little deeper into your reasoning. Do you feel secure in your relationship with your dh?

Sometimes a little flirting & fun doesn no harm! We were out with friends last weekend & we all came back to my house.. one of the guys unearthed my old monopoly board & suggested a game of strip monopoly... not sure how that would have worked though I take things with a pinch of salt! Are you sure they swing?

ScottishMummy · 23/10/2007 19:11

TanishasMum - does your hubby ever take the big breasted one up on her offer to kop a feel?

talulasmum · 23/10/2007 19:12

lem;

no not at all.

its too obvious from the start that its nonsence. come on, you know me, my threads have a bit more style.

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TanishasMum · 23/10/2007 19:14

They do swing they go on swingers.com (or similar) to meet their err - friends.

As for DH copping a feel he hasn't done but if I said go for it I am not sure if he would..

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zippitippitoes · 23/10/2007 19:15

i'm desperate to have my kitchen fitted

zippitippitoes · 23/10/2007 19:15

i bet he would hunni