Mumsnet classics

[MonClareDevole]

I’m newish to Mumsnet but have heard ‘Penis beaker’ being mentioned and I’m intrigued! I’m assuming it’s an old thread being referenced?
I’ve searched but I can’t find the original thread, just references. Anyone care to share the link if you know it? And any other ‘classic’ thread you know of for that matter!

My favourite is "YOUR MINGE!!"

So simple but i giggled for hours after reading that. If anyone could find it I'd be grateful

The 'Angela Hernandez' thread had me crying with laughter. Still makes me grin now just thinking about it!

@ILoveYoga

How has no one mentioned the Mexican house thief??

I've tried to find this a few times to share with my DD1. Can anyone link me to it please?

The Mexican house thief one is my favorite, but I haven't read them all.

Mexican house thief was a story on a long thread about cheeky behavior. It's on page two here

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1735637-Have-you-ever-encountered-anyone-this-cheeky?pg=2

@MissConductUS, thank you

Don’t know if it’s in classics but there was One about an Easter bonnet.
The OP had made it.
It featured a terrifying fox and some chicks.
It would have traumatised a child.

I have just read Emin's post. I am in tears. What a special woman! ❤️

Good grief I too just finished EMINs thread with a wet face. My son's sleeping head next to me is wet from my tears.
She has given me a lot to think about.
It gives me faith in people when I was starting to lose it.
It would be a marvellous thing if her husband knew of how highly thought of she is.

[quote Aquamarine1029]The Sistine Screamer is pure gold.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3178898-DH-embarrassed-by-my-sensitivity[/quote]
This is absolutely hilarious.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3784524-To-think-you-cant-get-past-the-ick-im-a-relationship?pg=2

The Ick.

The one about the drug dependent baby needs a box of tissues when you read it, it’s beautiful.

One about people sleeping in a car is also good.

Ella roo and the river of sweetcorn is a winner.

This had me crying with laughter

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3106919-Anyone-want-to-come-and-mourn-the-reality-vs-expectation-of-new-purchases-with-me

This is the funniest thread ever on MN. It's not trolly or made up it's just genuinely laugh out loud funny.

I only have to think about Suzi Quatro's fat nan or "Bloody hell, it's Colonel Gaddafi" and I start gigggling.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3106919-Anyone-want-to-come-and-mourn-the-reality-vs-expectation-of-new-purchases-with-me

I’m glad I found this thread!

There was one which was mentioned a while ago which I’m not sure if it’s in classics or how to find it again.
It was a woman who had a rescue dog and took him outside each evening to do his business and she heard rustling and strange noises coming from the hedge at the bottom of the garden. It ended up being a couple who were conducting an illicit but not very discreet bit of extra marital rumpy pumpy in the hedge. They lived over the road in the flats I think OP said. In the end I think she said something to them one night (from a distance) and they furiously scrambled to get away saying there was a pervert watching them or something like that!
The rolling commentary each night on the thread was so funny, I had difficulty stifling the laughs when I read it at night! 🤣

@Alonelonelyloner

Good grief I too just finished EMINs thread with a wet face. My son's sleeping head next to me is wet from my tears. She has given me a lot to think about. It gives me faith in people when I was starting to lose it. It would be a marvellous thing if her husband knew of how highly thought of she is.

Me too. Does anyone know whether Emin in still with us? It seems unlikely given the ending of her thread. What an amazing woman.

@EdithWeston - I've just re-read the 'how to be a Dad' thread - and spotted that I posted on it. Nearly a decade ago!

I hope Mavis and mini-Mavis are doing well

I’ve just found the hedge one!.....

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3288349-people-keep-having-sex-in-my-hedge

Sistine chapel is my personal number one op

[quote Aquamarine1029]The Sistine Screamer is pure gold.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3178898-DH-embarrassed-by-my-sensitivity[/quote]
I start laughing as soon as I open that thread

[quote FingersCrossedForAllOfUs]I’ve just found the hedge one!.....

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3288349-people-keep-having-sex-in-my-hedge[/quote]
😂😂😂 I lost it at 'Ca-caw, Ca-caw'

How has no one mentioned snapped and farted yet? DH and I lost it at that one!

I was laughing so hard I just accidentally posted on the expectations v reality thread!

From the sex hedge thread: “Along with the foxes and hedgehogs, I've never known a badger to request a finger in the bum”

I read EMINs posts for a few years, she was one of the reasons I became a foster carer.
She sadly passed away, she really was a special lady.

@Whatisapension & @Teastory - Ha! So many classic comments on the hedge thread!