Mumsnet classics

[MonClareDevole]

I’m newish to Mumsnet but have heard ‘Penis beaker’ being mentioned and I’m intrigued! I’m assuming it’s an old thread being referenced?
I’ve searched but I can’t find the original thread, just references. Anyone care to share the link if you know it? And any other ‘classic’ thread you know of for that matter!

EMIN

I didn't read all of the previous posts and thought these were all funny threads. Just read about EMIN😭😭😭

Sistine screamer and fatball still cracks me up 😂😂

@Idroppedthescrewinthetuna

I have just read Emin's post. I am in tears. What a special woman! ❤️

Can you link to this please. Cos I don't have enough to cry about right now!

Sistine Chapel is my all time favourite. I couldn’t even explain what it is about it I find enjoyable?

Snapped and farted however is in the same category as Penis Beaker. Shit.

I've always read reference to the classis as 'penis breaker', the actualite is so disappointing!

The thread with posters' accounts of what their dads would do if they were kidnapped. The worst behaviour at a wedding thread also keeps me entertained.

@Plussizejumpsuit it's the one linked towards the start drug dependant baby, beautiful thread.

@Plussizejumpsuit The EMIN thread is the one linked by EdithWeston in her post at 18:11:56.

It's heartbreaking, but in an uplifting way, in the sense that you feel the world is a better place for knowing such people were in it

This is a personal favourite:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1662768-What-have-I-done-Come-and-save-my-Bolognese

Ignore me - too much

EMIN is www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/922821-drug-dependant-baby-advice-needed

(The thread Edith linked was on my mind because it brought back good memories and I got utterly confiddled!)

I'd somehow never read the EKL thread before - I'm one page in now.

Obviously this was the best...

Sorry, meant to link

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2788166-Someone-has-nicked-my-username

Did Sharon and the wasp (and T-Rex hands) make it to classics?

I loved the Pom Bears one!

Angela Hernandez is one of my all time favourite posts. It's a shame the original posts were all removed so newer members can't feel the the intense second hand mortification for the poor poster!

Another vote here for EKL. May have to go and reread it....

I also liked Cutted up pears.

Snapped and farted is the best. I’m laughing just thinking about it

Penguin on a train. So short and simple and I weep with laughter every time. Shoelace!!!

I liked Balonz. And fly seat. And the sistine chapel.

There was in in style and beauty about expectations vs reality : 'fat match', 'T-Rex' not sure if it made it. Had me in stitches

Loved snapped....

And farted!

Is penguin on a train in there somewhere? That was a good one

I don't know if it is still here, or still works, because I think there was a link to a photo when you couldn't embed them; but there was one where a woman posted about the sculpture of a cock her child had made at nursery out of clay AND IT REALLY WAS SO EXACTLY LIKE A COCK