Fuck off fuck off fuck off

[leopardslikezebras]

Care to join me in a sweaty rant...

Fuck off whatsapp groups. I simply cannot keep up and if I don't reply to you within an hour IM FUCKING BUSY. This ??? Will not make me reply any fucking sooner.

Fuck off phone in general. I honestly want to throw you in the bin.

Fuck off two weeks in advance specific minuscule time slot tip run booking. What. The. Fuck.

Fuck off thinking I'm your present PA for Christmas. I've told you what they like, if you can't be arsed to get it, don't fucking bother. I couldn't give a shit, they are too young to know and have a shit ton of crap to trip over on a daily basis.

Fuck off hormonal acne and google telling me it's likely due to eating chocolate and drinking.

Fuck off multiple relatives that live within a 5 minute drive and constantly message me constantly with "we'd love to see you soon". The last meeting was 7 days ago!!!!!! And I'm overwhelmed.

Fuck off, fuck off. Fuck. Off.

Sweary*

YANBU

I with you!

Everyone and everything needs to fuck off!

Deffo YANBU

Switch it off. It can be done.

Turn your phone off.

Oh my god I actually love you!!! Yes!!!

Yanbu.

At all.

Not even a little bit.

Fucking mandatory weekly covid tests in work on my day off every single fucking week can fuck off too.

Dp you can fuck off for having a fucking strop because your dinner isn't ready when you get in.

Facebook can fuck off.

Christmas can fuck off.

And payday can't come fucking soon enough. Being skint can also fuck right off.

Fuck it, you need 🍷 or gin, or both. Defo not being unreasonable.

Turn your phone on silent or stop WhatsApp notifications on any person or group who annoys you.

I deleted WhatsApp and then my phone died for good. It's been heaven.

I can help you with the Xmas ones:

'Don't worry about getting them anything, we're not doing presents this year except from mummy and daddy. Thank you for asking though.' Add a Sir David Attenborough thumbs-up pic.

And this, dear readers, is why I don't do whatsapp, farcebook or any other SM shit.

And I often ignore my phone, too. Can't be arsed with every fucker wanting a piece of me when I'm trying to chill.

Can anyone join in?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkk oooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffff!!!

That's better.

I regularly have a "fuck it" day. I stomp around with "fuck it" "fuck this, and fuck that" ... and that 🙂
Does the World of good ( well for me anyway)

Liberate yourself. Digital detox. One hour of phone a day. Tell everyone.

Hopefully you have a tablet you can play games on and connect to the internet but which has no messaging functionality.

Fuck off headache. Fuck off whiplash spasm. Fuck off noise. Just fuck off.

@leopardslikezebras U OK hun?

sweaty rant

Oh no, that looks like 'fuck oof'

@leopardslikezebras Seriously tho. Bet you feel better now!

Sweaty rant 😂

I order you to have a gin/chocolate/cup of tea immediately (Whatever your poison is tbh, op) and join you in telling stupid colleagues to fuck off and think for themselves; and a second lot to fucking think about their own jobs and not mine and then we will maybe do a bit better.

😂😂this is brilliant I'm with you, instead of having a fuck off day I'm having a fuck off week! I am so irritable recently

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