Fuck off fuck off fuck off

[leopardslikezebras]

Care to join me in a sweaty rant...

Fuck off whatsapp groups. I simply cannot keep up and if I don't reply to you within an hour IM FUCKING BUSY. This ??? Will not make me reply any fucking sooner.

Fuck off phone in general. I honestly want to throw you in the bin.

Fuck off two weeks in advance specific minuscule time slot tip run booking. What. The. Fuck.

Fuck off thinking I'm your present PA for Christmas. I've told you what they like, if you can't be arsed to get it, don't fucking bother. I couldn't give a shit, they are too young to know and have a shit ton of crap to trip over on a daily basis.

Fuck off hormonal acne and google telling me it's likely due to eating chocolate and drinking.

Fuck off multiple relatives that live within a 5 minute drive and constantly message me constantly with "we'd love to see you soon". The last meeting was 7 days ago!!!!!! And I'm overwhelmed.

Fuck off, fuck off. Fuck. Off.

I love my cats but they can also fuck off this morning. One caught a mouse and left its mangled corpse on the front room floor. The other threw up. Yes I am grateful that it wasn’t the mouse-eating cat that threw up. It’s the little things eh.

Home schooling and Microsoft Teams can fuck off, the teachers who set difficult work can fuck off, the ping ping ping of pointless messages from little kids can FUCK OFF, and you've had a warning already I don't want to phone home saying can fuck off - (Although if I had a £1 for each time I've heard that I would be pretty close to being able to buy a holiday to sip pina coladas when we are allowed of course) just phone their parent/carer don't keep
Threatening to do it... And finally covid can fuck off now it's boring the tits off me.
Thank you I feel better. Have a great day.

excellent, my kind of thread

fuck off managers who lost their heads during covid pandemic and moved my job into roles I didnt have the skill for and so couldnt actually help anyone

fuck you leaky roof and my garage that is barely standing

fuck you mould creeping in my 1930s bay windows that I cant afford to replace

fuck off nhs for your biased system and your tokenistic equality and diversity meeting that involves a bunch of white people talking about how annoying it can be when people get their name wrong and call them cath instead of cathy

fuck off virgin media for keeping me on hold for an hour and 30 minutes only to tell me my internet connection is fine- it isn't, that is why I was ringing and yes I have turned the bloody thing on and off again!

fuck off to my partner for bringing home those lovely digestive thin biscuits every day from work and fuck off to my non-existent will power because I then demolish a packet of those fuckers with my tea, leading to me growing a stomach so flabby you could lose stuff in it

fuck off to the WhatsApp groups that send me a million gifs per day that automatically save to my phone. to the point where there is a clip of a random naked man running down a road with his arms in the air next to the picture of my nephew having an ice cream

and fuck off to the beep boop sound my phone and computer is making as I write this to tell me I have an email from work... fuck off fuck off fuck off

@splashofreality

excellent, my kind of thread

fuck off managers who lost their heads during covid pandemic and moved my job into roles I didnt have the skill for and so couldnt actually help anyone

fuck you leaky roof and my garage that is barely standing

fuck you mould creeping in my 1930s bay windows that I cant afford to replace

fuck off nhs for your biased system and your tokenistic equality and diversity meeting that involves a bunch of white people talking about how annoying it can be when people get their name wrong and call them cath instead of cathy

fuck off virgin media for keeping me on hold for an hour and 30 minutes only to tell me my internet connection is fine- it isn't, that is why I was ringing and yes I have turned the bloody thing on and off again!

fuck off to my partner for bringing home those lovely digestive thin biscuits every day from work and fuck off to my non-existent will power because I then demolish a packet of those fuckers with my tea, leading to me growing a stomach so flabby you could lose stuff in it

fuck off to the WhatsApp groups that send me a million gifs per day that automatically save to my phone. to the point where there is a clip of a random naked man running down a road with his arms in the air next to the picture of my nephew having an ice cream

and fuck off to the beep boop sound my phone and computer is making as I write this to tell me I have an email from work... fuck off fuck off fuck off

I can't for the life of me remember how I did it but somewhere in the settings you can make it so it doesn't save from WhatsApp

Fuck off my Brother's clinical depression, which has blighted his life for almost 12 months. Fuck off masks (I'm an NHS worker and get to wear one for 9 hours per day. Fuck off my colleague who got shitty with me today for NO REASON. Fuck off my DIL who hasn't let me see my GD since she split up with my DS. Fuck off my fat belly and thighs. Fuck off my ex who didn't give a flying fuck when I finally dumped him. Fuck off every negative, self destructive, paranoid thought that has entered my head in the last 3 days. Fuck off the dirty dishes that my grown up DS's leave for me to wash every day. Fuck off anyone who tells me that I shouldn't eat chocolate or drink!!

Oh, and Fuck off the crippling nerves and anxiety that turn me into a quivering wreck on every driving lesson!

Aye. I hear you all and am with you. So much shite to deal with and so much fuckwittery by people at the minute.

Fuck off to the weather. Yes fuck off to people bothering me on my phone when I'm just about to sit down with DD and do homework or make dinner or get DD ro bed. Fuck off to the never ending doom and gloom. Fuck off to my also leaking conservatory and garage that is about to fall down. Fuck off to having to do it all alone. Fuck off to next door. And the other next door. Fuck off other parents at school that are doing my nut in. Fuck off Mums cancer. Fuck off Fuck off Fuck off.

and shit loads of to you all.

Next doors builders 6 days a week, their barking dogs 7 days a week and him smoking on the front can also fuck right off.

As can my moody grumpy fucking teenage children.

MIL lying in bed everyday as she’s retired whatsapping us, we phone her she moans she’s watching X, we don’t phone she moans, she just moans.

Spot on my chin and the prickly hairs growing out of it at a phenomenal rate can also do one.

All our spotty chins are mask-ne (mask acne) because our poor faces are trapped in our humid breath soup too much. I heard it on Woman's Hour on Monday.

It might help to have a word for it, though there isn't a cure. 🤷🏼‍♀️

You're great. 🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕💕

This.....
videosift.com/parody/video/Mash-Report-Women-Have-Told-Everyone-to-Just-Fuck-Off

I agree with the phone and messages one

phone calls are so rude, they are ALWAYS at inappropriate times and go on forever (because I'm too polite to say fuck off) and its basically so one just yelling 'speak to me now' and if you dont answer they phone another 10 times

messages are slightly better, you can get needed info across quick but then it devolves into pleasentries and meanless back and forth with seemingly no end until the end of time and Im just not ready for that level of commitment to a ping pong of daily of 'hows you? whats the weather like there, its shit here' and the devolution it takes

I am very much an 'I'll talk to you in PERSON' person... some friends/family members still dont get that and try to phone though (women are much worse than men for trying this too)

I love you all, thank you.

Fuck off to fucking depression so I don’t even have the energy to be fucked off enough, or channel it into something useful. Break Stuff may be tomorrow’s anthem.

Fuck off colleagues who’ve been furloughed for 5 months because they’re ‘vulnerable’ yet carried on their very social life as normal and are now worrying about how they can possibly take all their accumulated holiday time as those of us who’ve worked throughout inconsiderately booked ours without checking with them first.

Fuck off local doctors surgery for deciding to cut your opening hours in half, when it’s been impossible to get an appointment for 6 months.

Fuck off probable peri menopause for making me try and get a docs appointment in the first place. I don’t need you or your on/off period for 4 weeks or your latest 3 days of flooding. So just fuck off. Right off.

Fuck off the state of my house, which would benefit greatly from dynamite. Fuck off DH for doing fuck all when you were furloughed.

Oh, and fuck the fuckity fuck right off you fucking cunt weasels of a county council for demanding full council tax for an empty property -using NOTHING that you could charge for - as the owner (DM) was deceased. It’s not our fucking fault it didn’t sell quicker, and how the flying fuckity fuck is it fucking legal to charge more for an empty house than one with one single occupancy?? Fuck off.

Bloody hell, that’s the best I’ve felt in months. Thank you.

Agree - a big FUCK OFF to people who persistently message and a special fuck you to the follow up senders of ????

Fuck off also to zoom meetings, teams meetings, any pointless shitey video meeting that could have been an email, just so I have to see Martin’s forehead for 25 hours of my working week.

[quote Sandii]This.....
videosift.com/parody/video/Mash-Report-Women-Have-Told-Everyone-to-Just-Fuck-Off[/quote]
😂 thank you. Yes, this, with bells on. The friends reference capped it, thank you 😊

@Sweetchillijam

Next doors builders 6 days a week, their barking dogs 7 days a week and him smoking on the front can also fuck right off.

As can my moody grumpy fucking teenage children.

MIL lying in bed everyday as she’s retired whatsapping us, we phone her she moans she’s watching X, we don’t phone she moans, she just moans.

Spot on my chin and the prickly hairs growing out of it at a phenomenal rate can also do one.

oh and builders

we live on a REALLY busy main road into the town with trucks busses and lots of fast traffic and our street merges onto the road at a really steep juction corner but a house at the end of the street is having their roof done and the builders park on the DOUBLE YELLOW lines right on the corner of the junction (both are illegal) so we cant see if anything is coming along the road (completely blocks all view)

its litrally dangerous but they clearly think rules and common sense dont apply to them, I tried politely pointing out how inconvenient they are being and they just replied with a matter of fact that they 'didnt want to have to carry the stuff further' because it would be 'harder work'

My neighbours have had a chair delivered but weren’t in so we took it in. It’s been DAYS and it’s still with us, cluttering up our front room in all its bubble wrap.

Plus another neighbour has taken in an identical chair for them and keeps messaging me about it. I’m getting a bit fed up.

@CruCru I would post a letter saying you have until tomorrow to lick up your chair or it's going Imin the garden..

Lol was ment to say pick not lick