Fuck off fuck off fuck off

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Care to join me in a sweaty rant...

Fuck off whatsapp groups. I simply cannot keep up and if I don't reply to you within an hour IM FUCKING BUSY. This ??? Will not make me reply any fucking sooner.

Fuck off phone in general. I honestly want to throw you in the bin.

Fuck off two weeks in advance specific minuscule time slot tip run booking. What. The. Fuck.

Fuck off thinking I'm your present PA for Christmas. I've told you what they like, if you can't be arsed to get it, don't fucking bother. I couldn't give a shit, they are too young to know and have a shit ton of crap to trip over on a daily basis.

Fuck off hormonal acne and google telling me it's likely due to eating chocolate and drinking.

Fuck off multiple relatives that live within a 5 minute drive and constantly message me constantly with "we'd love to see you soon". The last meeting was 7 days ago!!!!!! And I'm overwhelmed.

Fuck off, fuck off. Fuck. Off.

Fuck off shit stirring sister, fuck off backstabbing friends, fuck off family that cause me nothing but grief, fuck off condescending prick at the quartz company, fuck off moaning neighbour.

Thanks, I feel better after that. Glad I got it off my chest 🤣

Can I join?

Fuck off interminable drizzle. Fuck off feeling damp and dishevelled all the time. Fuck off mask ruining my make-up. Fuck off not being able to get a doctor or dentist appt. Fuck off 3 items only at the supermarket. Fuck off dark mornings. Fuck off dry hands. Fuck off Marks and Spencer discontinuing their chocolate ginger bars. Fuck of colleagues virtue signalling and expecting sponsorship.

Better Now.

Yes yes yes I've been having a lot of fucking fuck off moments lately.
Totally random nothingy things are pissing me off big time and
I'm being serously grumpy and unlike myself atm 🙄
💗 to all fellow fuckers

@FlamedToACrisp I didn't hold back, did I.

DH has been like my personal butler since he arrived home. We have a 2 year old and 3 year old who don't sleep and have been absolutely feral today.

I looked like I'd been in a bear fight when he arrived home.

He took over all parenting duties immediately without comment and he's shit at picking up on things so it must be glaringly obvious today

In DHs words I sounded a little stressed on the phone earlier so he got some Tony's chocoloney on the way home. Knew I married that clever bastard for a reason.

OMG you are so right about the present PA thing. I actually bought my dcs presents from their dgf last year as he said it would be easier if I did it . When I handed them over two days before Christmas, he said 'what you haven't wrapped them?'

Fuck off to FILs that never have any time to help you with anything at all yet randomly turn up on your doorstep right after kids are picked up from school, expecting you to just drop everything and go help him with a bunch if random things that will take an hour at least (and involve heavy lifting when your bac is already quite fucked), then strop when you say you have plans already sorry*. Never understand this, why not ring in advance and ASK, instead of just assuming the world revolves round you then whinging if you don't get your way?!

Then strop again when you rearrange for tomorrow and say you will gladly help BUT given part of the job is going to the tip, you have some things you could do with gone too so can we take those. But apparently this will mean it might take 2 trips (tip is 5 mins from here..) to do that and he is awfully busy* and simply wouldn't have the time. So you are expected to take his stuff and help with other bits of work, but then refused a little help yourself, again

Fuck the fuck off.

Need that off my chest as would be massively unreasonable if I complain to anyone I bloody know about this!

Hi Op. L.o.l I hear you i can totally get why you feel like this at times !

I’m with you and would like to add a massive fuck off to work people who ignore emails and deadlines as they are oh so busy and then want you to run around like a headless chicken to help them because they have left things so late

@HUCKMUCK. I'm with you on this! And it might actually happen tomorrow. Yes Line Manager, you can fuck off. I've been working late most days for weeks to keep on top of MY work, not to make time to do yours when you stop working at 1500 and drink tea until you swan off of at 1550, and you are the King of ignoring emails and leaving everything until the last minute.

My favourite, fuck the fuck off

A truly magnificent rant. I especially relate to the tons of stuff to trip over this was my MIL when the kids were small. Have a nice cuppa (or insert drink of your choosing) and chill with a book or an episode of something you love

Genuinely thought I'd escaped the school whatsapp group!! But nooooo! I hate them!

I don't reply to stupid comments nor do I get involved. Honestly, One comment "what should I do, the school didnt send home my child's password?" Eh.. I duno.. but this is just an idea... maybe RING THE SCHOOL!!! Or state at the screen until it logs in.

Then they move into 'clique' groups and bitch.

fuck off all the people who think that I might want to spend FIVE MINUTES during the 18 hours of my day when I'm working without having someone make another demand of me

Found a quiet moment to join the fuck offs, fuck off chest that hurts like hell, fuck the wheezing and inhalers run out, fuck off GP who thinks everything can be cured by well being fucking videos he can send by txt, fuck off Princess DSis who does fuck all for anyone, including our elderly parents and tells everyone that she will do anything for anyone (FUCK OFF you self centered do nothing for anyone fuckwit). Fuck being run ragged and fuck it that everyone is pissed off that I've been ill for a week. Oh and fuck the stairs, why oh why do I have so many fucking stairs

Ah that feels better 🍷

When you said sweaty rant I immediately assumed menopause. Lol.

Fuck off house move lawyers wanting the same info on repeat, can't they just all talk to one another? Fuck off person who hit my car while it was parked and drove off. Fuck off cancer that is stealing my friend's husband and fuck off virus that has meant that we won't see family for at least 18 months.

Everything can fuck right off and when it gets there it can fuck off some more. Brilliant thread. I'm with you.

Omg, this is my thread. Everything can fuck off, especially whatsapp groups in particular with mundane fucking posts every bloody minute. Work can fuck right off followed shortly by homework for kids and everyday drudgery, Christmas too and birthdays whilst I am at it..

I fully recommend Limp Bizcit Break out. Its starts with the lines..it is one of those days, when you don't want to wake up, everything is fucked, everything sucks. And gradually gets angrier. Very therapeutic

I love this!!

Fuck off sister in law who continually invites us for a Sunday roast even though she knows we’re on lockdown.

Fuck off month 3 of constant bleeding Due to missed miscarriage and two lots of medical management.

Fuck off revision for stupid work qualifications that I stupidly thought would be a good idea and now if I don’t pass I’ll have a load of my peers looking at me with pity tinged with disappointment!!

Just fuck off!!

I actually deactivated Facebook a few weeks back as I was struggling with the targeted advertising of baby things even though I’m pretty sure I searched for more miscarriage related pages than I ever did baby stuff....I suppose there’s not as lucrative a market for miscarriage as there is baby clothes/toys/gadgets is there. So fuck off adverts as well while I’m at it!!

Does feel better afterwards doesn’t it!!

Thanks OP!!! 🥴

I can't believe I've lasted so long either

I can be quite upfront but I know it'll snowball if I blow my top about the whistling. Which I'm about to do. Hmmm.

I actually checked earlier to see if it's full moon as my mood is so foul - I'm just daring anyone to come and have a go because the patio is already dug.

Thanks op. I work in a care home and if our results don't come back before our next shift we're also not supposed to come in for said shift. More than one colleague has bent the rules on this because we get paid fuck all anyway (hence being sodding skint all the time).

Speaking of work. Fuck off management putting me on with new starters and agency staff. I'm sick of having to fucking carry them every shift. I've only been there a few weeks myself.

Fuck off sciatica. I do not have time for your fucking fuckery.

Fuck off idiot school run people who congregate in a great huddle in the middle of the tiny path so we all have to walk into the road to avoid you.

Tits.

Can I also give a fuck off to the colleague in my office who breathes REALLY REALLY heavily through her nose?? 😡😡😡

Yes! I have deleted Facebook and WhatsApp.

I'd rather be spotty and drunk. I'd rather be fat and happy.

Oh and judgemental parents can fuck right off too. Great you bought a house for a tenner on one wage and can now cope with lock downs but working harder and buying less won't help the rest of us. So stick your advice and go back to reading your daily mail.

I've removed myself from fb and instagram.
I can't tell you how liberating it is, particularly when I hear colleagues moaning about posts that have riled them or annoy them.
I don't feel out of the loop at all as , now, no one tags me into anything anymore and I am clueless as to the social media detritus that's spawning exponentially .
No more 19+ daily baby photos, no more guilt at not reposting some wishy washy meme ( or whatever they're called)lno more anxiety over a perceived wrong doing, no more mlm posts, no more chain-mail shite.
Just silence.
I love it.
If I need to contact someone, I do direct mail or private message and my true friends know this. ( they feel the same.)
And I really don't care about a meal that someone has eaten at a Harvester restaurant.