Fuck off fuck off fuck off

[leopardslikezebras]

Care to join me in a sweaty rant...

Fuck off whatsapp groups. I simply cannot keep up and if I don't reply to you within an hour IM FUCKING BUSY. This ??? Will not make me reply any fucking sooner.

Fuck off phone in general. I honestly want to throw you in the bin.

Fuck off two weeks in advance specific minuscule time slot tip run booking. What. The. Fuck.

Fuck off thinking I'm your present PA for Christmas. I've told you what they like, if you can't be arsed to get it, don't fucking bother. I couldn't give a shit, they are too young to know and have a shit ton of crap to trip over on a daily basis.

Fuck off hormonal acne and google telling me it's likely due to eating chocolate and drinking.

Fuck off multiple relatives that live within a 5 minute drive and constantly message me constantly with "we'd love to see you soon". The last meeting was 7 days ago!!!!!! And I'm overwhelmed.

Fuck off, fuck off. Fuck. Off.

I'll happily join you!

Fuck off colleague (we are a team of fucking two which is a fuck off in itself) who whistles to literally EVERYTHING on the radio. Songs, jingles, you name it. If he's not whistling he's tapping, or making some sort of sound. Makes me want to harm people.

And fuck off to when we are in the office alone (weekends, nightshift) so that obviously means we have to sit together, watch films together when I just want to watch my own fucking shit on my iPad with my earphones in, but can't as he'll take offence.

One last fuck off to my inability to stick to ANY diet for more than a week and prioritising my increasing wine addiction even though my stomach looks like a bouncy castle.

I feel better now.

I hope this link works. Sums up some days/weeks/years nicely. This is for you OP

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I'm having one of them days today

FUCK OFF EVERYONE AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

I just want to take a shit in peace. Open your eyes and look for yourself.

Thanks OP, think I'm feeling better

I’m with you and would like to add a massive fuck off to work people who ignore emails and deadlines as they are oh so busy and then want you to run around like a headless chicken to help them because they have left things so late.

I would also like Year11 and GCSEs to fuck right off for my DS.

I've had a complete fuck off life day today . It was so bad I packed in work & came home . I'm now drinking gin & attempting to channel my inner Scarlett o Hara . Tomorrow is another day !!! ( probably another shit depressing one !)

Deleted WhatsApp at the beginning of lockdown. Best move ever.

Yes yes yes fuck off to all of it! Fuck off news, fuck off meet up requests, fuck off starting the diet every day and then eating worse than ever, fuck off insomnia, fuck off xmas, fuck off all of ya!

Best thread I've seen in a while

thank god I'm not alone. I definitely feel better!!!

DH said I woke up saying fuck off last night so I think I'm at the end of my tether!

Please do join me with your fuck offs, it's very therapeutic.

Hahaha not at your frustration but for making me haha at not being the only one.
Bloody what's app and in laws wanting Atleast some part in every minuscule bit of time I have, I meeting, a text, a message etc etc etc and I'm with you about birthdays and Christmas- when did it become my job to decide what everyone wants when I'll get nothing thoughtful back myself. Ahhh I've enjoyed ranting with you and hope you feel better for it.

Fuck off I typed one out and it disappeared off the screen so that can fuck off too!!

I am usually quite good, but I am having a fuck off and let me breathe day today too😏
I have hit the wall. Tomorrow morning I will open for business again and crack on until the next time I say fuck it and ignore everyone for 24hrs😎

Its healthy !

Fuck off Covid

I don't mean to interfere, but... umm...is anything wrong? You seem...how can I put it?... not over-happy today.

Well said!

Facebook fucked off for me a few months ago. Life has been so much simpler since.
Well, less full of bullshit anyway.

@supercee- he wouldn’t last a day near me; you must have nerves of steel.

@BillywigSting

Weekly tests? I'm sorry, thats so shit.

Your DP can fuck off too with his dinner time requests.

Leave What's App. One step at a time.

@FlamedToACrisp

I don't mean to interfere, but... umm...is anything wrong? You seem...how can I put it?... not over-happy today.

What makes you say that?

Fuck off Covid, fuck off mum's feet, fuck off random manager person from work phoning me up about nothing all the time, fuck off blocked gutter l can't get at that soaks the wood store, fuck off DP's shed full of crap that keeps overflowing into my tiny garden, fuck off rain, fuck off washing up, fuck off winter, fuck off being skint, just fuck the fuck off to fuckity-fucksville and then fuck off some more.
Better ...

Last time somebody sent me punctuation I told them not to in no uncertain terms. It's fucking punctuation. How about you be a fucking big boy and use. Your. Big. Boy. Words. You fucking condescending passive aggressive piece of shit. FTFOTTFEOFO you Fucker

I managed not to drop the f bomb or call him a wanker, but the struggle was real

@supercee oh my god you win.

I feel like a twat now. You endure whistling all day and have maintained sanity?

Love a sweary thread. I've found my people 🙌🏻

Fuck Off Fucking Cancer,my lovely lovely DH has just had the news that his very lovely Nan has got cancer for the second time and she doesn't want the operation that may save her because it's all to bloody much and I don't blame her and neither does he but God we wish she wasn't ill and that she'd get to be around longer because we all love her so very much.

Fuck Fuck off old fucking road traffic injury my neck and my head is so bad I'm going to throw up and black out soon from the pain and whilst were at it fuck off fucking periods from hell(never thought I'd have to wear maternity pads again being as I had my last baby 13 years ago)and fuck off my fucking stomach and bowels that I think may be bleeding inside.

I'll join you in raising a big fuck off to..

Annoying fuckers on WhatsApp
Needy relatives
Discussing Christmas presents
BASTARDING HORMONAL ACNE!!

And I'll add my own..

Fuck off painful TMD that has been plaguing my life for the past year.

Fuck off to the twat of a builder who keeps fucking me about, having me get up at the crack of dawn expecting him at 8.00am for him to chin me off twice in a week without so much as a text in advance to let me know.

As a side OP: have you ever tried acnecide? Some people swear but it, you can buy it OTC. It didn't work for me so now my GP has prescribed a course of lymecycline antibiotics and duac cream. I'm cautiously optimistic that the cream is working (I won't take the antibiotics if I can avoid it, if the cream doesn't work then I will)