Fuck off fuck off fuck off

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Care to join me in a sweaty rant...

Fuck off whatsapp groups. I simply cannot keep up and if I don't reply to you within an hour IM FUCKING BUSY. This ??? Will not make me reply any fucking sooner.

Fuck off phone in general. I honestly want to throw you in the bin.

Fuck off two weeks in advance specific minuscule time slot tip run booking. What. The. Fuck.

Fuck off thinking I'm your present PA for Christmas. I've told you what they like, if you can't be arsed to get it, don't fucking bother. I couldn't give a shit, they are too young to know and have a shit ton of crap to trip over on a daily basis.

Fuck off hormonal acne and google telling me it's likely due to eating chocolate and drinking.

Fuck off multiple relatives that live within a 5 minute drive and constantly message me constantly with "we'd love to see you soon". The last meeting was 7 days ago!!!!!! And I'm overwhelmed.

Fuck off, fuck off. Fuck. Off.

Fuck off has been a popular phrase for me today

Couldn't of said it better myself. Well done, now pour another glass of wine and breathe!

Fuck off to the loud fuckers I have to work with. The room is to small and you are too loud.
Fick off with their constant moaning. If you were as good as me you'd be sitting in my fucking seat.
Fuck off this cold weather in the morning so I wear a coat, then boil at 4pm..fuck off.

I love this thread!

Fuck off to lots of things, but mainly bitchy school mums who I’m sick and tired of. Even outside the school gate they’re causing no end of dramas and making me feel like I’m back in primary school again.

Also fuck off to random sore gum aches.

I came on here to say I love you Op, but actually everyone else has done that.

Thank you for this. It made me smile and not a lot does that at the moment. I am swearing like a trooper. DS keeps asking if I am OK - how do you tell a teenager really all the things that are just not OK. Worried about work,money, house, parent, child, life, no partner, no love life, overweight, drinking too much, and a cat that just wont fucking shut up, ever. And is a trip hazard.

😂😂 I'm with you OP. YANBU

Covid can fuck off for closing down both my children's classes and forcing them to stay at home for two weeks doing home learning whilst I work.

DH can fuck off for assuming that I will just do all of the said above home learning with the kids (reception and year 3 so not really capable of doing it independently) whilst I try and do my job and he locks himself in the bedroom to do his away from the kids.

DH can fuck off again for getting into a strop, when he mentioned he had lots to do for work and I replied 'oh well at least you don't have to try and do your work and home school at the same time."

In fact DH can fuck off in general because he does fuck all round here and lockdown and Covid has made that pretty obvious.

And yes to the Christmas gift idea requests, they can fuck off as well. if you don't know what to get your grandkids for Christmas how about picking up the phone and asking them every once in a while instead of assuming I've got nothing better to do than browse Amazon on your behalf.

My lazy colleague who does fuck all can fuck off, as can my manager who knows she does fuck all but chooses to ignore it. I work the second half of the week and she's meant to do the first but I basically do all her fucking work and mine in two and a half days.

Social media can fuck off. It's full of wankers who don't know what they are talking about, convincing other fucking wankers that they do, making the country full of even more wankers who gave us shit like Brexit and BoJo. Fuck you, you big pile of turds. Fuck everyone.

That was strangely cathartic

Ok you rocked this fucking thread!

Here is mine...

Fuck off daft twat ex husband FaceTiming our son whilst in bed with your new girlfriend of a week it’s fucking borky. Get a fucking life fuckwit pay some pissing maintenance and give me a break shit head. Ugly arsehole.

Fuck off going back to work. And not being able to fan Ann tut around WFH anymore! Shite!

Fuck off covid lockdown pissing all over my 40th birthday this week. And fuck that shitty Tory government and all its back bench wankers and cabinet cock suckers! Arsewipes.

Ok that feels better. 😆

Yep...

Fuck of my in laws who are lovely but all seem to have forgotten that they have a son/brother who they can ask about birthday/Christmas plans and presents. Why are you asking me???? Is it because I’m a woman by any chance.

Fuck off.

Oh and one more...

FUCK OFF life admin, it’s never bloody ending.

Fuck off DP with your fucking loud snoring, and the long gaps between snores that make me think you've died in your sleep.

Oooh this sounds fun!!!

Fuck off mother dear who constantly acts like a child

Fuck off dear sister who has become such a stuck up rude cow.

Fuck off BIL who only contacts DH when he wants something or wants to act superior because MIL has made it perfectly clear who the favourite is.

And lastly to every single person who decides to stand in a doorway blocking the entrance to a shop/toilet etc just so you can have a conversation with someone!! ARRGHHHH

Crikey you sound just like the priest at my confession last week.

Fuck off drizzle.
Fuck off uncooperative school who are making our lives miserable. Making kid sit in to online classes where he can't hear fuck. I'd given them a full plan on how to make it work, together with suggestions (technical - my professional area) and they didn't even say fuck off.
Kid is frustrated that he will fall behind, but with refreshing every minute to see if meet has been started he can't focus on anything else. And meet sometimes only starts halfway through. If he is not there, then teacher pings him on "why are you not here?" Because it's useless you prick.

Yeah. I don’t have a mobile. Boy does it filter out the detritus.
It’s down to you, If you think you need to be up on everything all the time then that’s what you get.
And no, emergencies are just that. Very unusual and unexpected And you can deal with them and if not every other person has a phone if you really need one.
I do social media but just at home for a few hours.

YANBU. I hate getting involved in text conversations with a passion! I stay out of whatsapp groups and only keep minimal friends on Facebook. I also live hundreds of miles from my nearest relatives. It works for me.

I would normally have joined in wholeheartedly with a long list but I have just had a bath and a glass of wine and am feeling relaxed, for once. But fuck covid and absolutely everything associated with it, enough already!!

Actually fuck the garage who are 'repairing' my car. Too slow, too expensive, you are all idiots

Oh yes please...

Fuck off work, I just want to sit and knit but have to be an actual decent employee.
Fuck off body for waking up every night in the last week when DP comes to bed late when I usually sleep like a log.
Fuck off hair for randomly falling out in handfuls over the last month. You might have stopped but now you look like wank.
Fuck off laundry needing to be done at least once a week so there's enough clean facemasks.
Fuck off crusty chin spots and fuck off me for bloody picking at them constantly.
Fuck off house for not being self cleaning.
Fuck off milestone birthday for being in November (who thought that was a good idea?!) with all my plans constantly on the edge of being cancelled.
And particularly fuck off Covid. Not hugged my mum since March and it's your fucking fault, dickhead. Ugh!

Phew... that feels better. Might need to be a regular thing this!

God yes OP! Fuck off anyone texting me, whatsapping me, ringing my fucking doorbell, PHONING me fuck off it's not 1975! I hate it!

I don't do whatsapp groups , I'd lose the will to live. And anyone who has ever texted me "??" because I didn't reply fast enough is no longer in my life :o My friends know that I don't do instant replies, nor do I expect them.

I love email, best thing ever because it doesn't demand instant attention.

Last week my boss asked me how my day was going? I told her it was an utter shitstorm. She laughed.

Now most people might take offence at this, but actually she laughed and said she had used the same description to her boss about her day.

Last week the kids were home in isolation, but are now back at school.

My DH however, he can Fuck off with his “I really need to have my shirts and trousers ironed for work.” I will do the cleaning or the ironing, but fuck off if you think I am doing everything

YABU

You can mute whatsapp groups

Yanbu at all. I can't live without my phone but at least once a day I feel the way you so entertainingly described

Jesus! you're all more popular than me. I like what's app but just use it for a fairly quiet family group and staying in touch with close family.

I have most of my notifications blocked though would definitely recommend.