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Absolutely outrageous statement from DH

190 replies

LajesticVantrashell · 15/03/2020 19:53

Advert for Kitkat came on. He says he's not sure he's ever eaten a four finger Kitkat. Two finger yeah, perfect for a post lunch sweet treat, but faced with the choice of any chocolate bar, he definitely wouldn't go for a Kitkat.

I initially thought this was outrageous, but now I think he might have a point.

And I can't find the voting button...

Is he BU??

OP posts:
Merryoldgoat · 15/03/2020 22:26

@toffeeghirl

I’m so up for that. Are you SW London per chance?

LaurieMarlow · 15/03/2020 22:27

very nice with a tomatoe cup a soup for some reason

This is obscene 🤢 😆

toffeeghirl · 15/03/2020 22:30

@Merryoldgoat Over 200 miles separates us (or lots of unrolled toilet paper).
Shame, I have orange kitkats too.

Ledkr · 15/03/2020 22:31

By the same token, a cream egg is as well as another chocolate bar and not instead of.
I had to explain this to dh the other day as I sat looking forlornly at the small egg in my hand.which he had bought for me.

MrsJBaptiste · 15/03/2020 22:34

Who on earth would ever choose a KitKat as a chocolate bar?

a Boost every time 👍

LaurieMarlow · 15/03/2020 22:37

Ah, the little miracle that is a Boost. King of bars.

At least a stone of my pregnancy weight was pure Boost.

Sertchgi123 · 15/03/2020 22:41

I bloody love a kitkat, especially the chunky ones.😝

TaterWaffle · 15/03/2020 22:48

If you bite all the ends off and make each finger a slightly different length, you can play them as panpipes. Probably.

Branleuse · 15/03/2020 22:52

Youd be delighted if your nan brought out kitkats instead of biscuits, but not if your husband brought you back one from the shop

Merryoldgoat · 15/03/2020 22:54

I’m on a diet and this thread is killing me

Oxfordnono12 · 15/03/2020 23:00

@madnessitellyou you really need to try them...

NeckPainChairSearch · 15/03/2020 23:04

God, we do need more threads like this Grin

I've never bought a KIt Kat in my life. If a two-finger one crops up somewhere, then cool, but I'd never make it happen.

I'm probably with your DH. I'm not sure if I've ever actually had a 4 finger one.

I'm not crazy about chocolate generally though. Definitely not oily milk chocolate.

Everytimeiseeher · 15/03/2020 23:06

@BBCONEANDTWO me too and even better if it’s a peanut butter one.

Ohffsanywilldo · 15/03/2020 23:07

Kitkat finger with the ends bitten off used as a straw for drinking tea is heaven 😍

StillWeRise · 15/03/2020 23:20

they're NESTLE!!! NESTLE!!!!
no ,ore kitkats, OK ?

sayanara · 15/03/2020 23:34

@topshelf

You made me laugh!

kateandme · 15/03/2020 23:35

how do you eat your?
what would you all have then?

Yallreadyforthis · 15/03/2020 23:40

Kit Kats are just...meh.

Although if you have one, it's important to nibble all the chocolate around the edges.

Bounty and Turkish Delight.... yum.....

And those dark chocolate covered raspberry marshmallows....yum.

Allthecandles · 16/03/2020 00:00

I’ve arrived too late to reply individually.
So to approx 4 out of every 5 posts on this thread...
THATS WHAT SHE SAID

MooseBeTimeForSummer · 16/03/2020 00:25

My comprehensive school (we’re talking 85-90 here) used to have Kit Kat dispensers in the cloakrooms. I’m sure they were 5 finger, not 4 and 20p each. They were often mis-manufactured and all chocolate!

I miss Sport Bars and Trios as well!

Suggestives · 16/03/2020 00:42

Two finger KKs are an abomination.

I'll only ever take four fingers :-)

Grinchbinch · 16/03/2020 02:45

Kit kats are disgusting. Used to have them put in my lunch as a kid and they would go soggy immediately because of the stupid paper wrapper. They also taste like sugary cardboard.

WhatShe5aid · 16/03/2020 03:27

The best way to eat them - Separate the fingers, nibble the ends off and use as a straw to drink cold milk through, then eat. Delicious.

Thepigeonsarecoming · 16/03/2020 03:38

Kitkat sandwich, grill it = delicious

Downunderduchess · 16/03/2020 03:45

If you haven’t had a whole four fingers have you even had a Kit Kat??

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