Any one of a large number of fucking mad bastards has snaffled it I imagine.
God give me fucking strength, a lot of people round my way have gone fucking mental, never seen anything like it in my four plus decades, not even on days where three consecutive snowflakes fell in an hour.
No bog roll left.
No tissues left.
No anti bacterial spray left.
No anti bacterial wipes left.
No handwash left.
No baby wipes left.
No pasta left.
No rice left.
(Even the tins of God damn rice pudding are gone)
No uht milk left.
No soup left.
Cornflakes nearly out.
The list of shit which is disappearing, that couldn't fucking save anybody no matter how high you pile it, goes on and on.
Hand sanitiser, don't make me fucking laugh with the limited amount per customer shit. Easy to impose limits when there hasn't been a single bottle on shelves for over a week.
People will be looking for small fluffy dogs to wipe their fucking stupid arses on next.
People complaining, "whah, whah, whah, the shelves is empty". Yeah, slightly cheeky complaint when they were the ones that fucking emptied them.
I eat soup and rice pudding because it's cheap and I have dental problems and no appetite. Won't be eating them soon because I am nearly out and the shelves are empty. I can't chew harder stuff, at all, I could choke to death if I tried, has nearly happened several times. I am fucked. I am pissed off. People who normally look down their noses at tinned food have come and bought all the tins of what they normally deem "THAT PROCESSED SHIT". Have seen them, have heard them discussing their distaste for it prior to throwing a fuck tonne of it in their trolley.
By the way, I don't live in a small town with limited shops and supply networks, I live in an area with so many big household name shops that you would think it was the world birthing ground for such establishments. There are four Home Bargains within three miles, three Icelands within a half mile, two Asdas in half a mile (six within four miles), three giant Tescos within three miles. That's just for instance, there are many many more.
All fucking decimated.
Apart from teabags, lots of teabags, shelves full.
Nobody gonna want a nice warm cuppa when the zombie plague hits them?
The C word is serious.
The C word is out there.
Quick, let's all run to the supermarkets and fucking breath all over each other and touch stuff. A supermarket is apparently a sterile bubble of safety. Sheesh!!!!
Sorry, although I do love a good "fuck" there are more fucks in there than I'd normally deem appropriate.