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The Royal ‘resignation’ was masterminded by the Queen

206 replies

Whatsitthingy · 09/01/2020 22:15

to take the attention away from the fact they probably have a sex offender in the family I.e. Prince Andrew. Who’s with me??
The timing is very convenient, and the royal household/ mandarins are certainly making a lot more fuss about this than they did about Prince Andrews friendship with a pedophile...
I think Harry is taking one for the team.

OP posts:
mindproject · 10/01/2020 19:07

Why haven't they arrested Maxwell and all the other elite paedophiles yet? That's what I want to know.

They're all connected, they all know each other. They all use signs and symbols to communicate. Hidden in plain sight.

Meanwhile the general public stays more or less silent on the subject. Or they come on here to deflect from the topic with their idiotic PIE references. I despair of human nature sometimes. These are innocent children who are being raped and murdered on a daily basis, and still it goes on, with hardly anyone giving a damn. There is more than one island like Epstein's.

ForInstance · 10/01/2020 19:11

Crown Envy (not envy, lizard)

Bluerussian · 10/01/2020 22:18

Diana didn't even know Hewitt when Prince Harry was conceived, what you are saying is that she had an affair and conceived a child with her lover whom she hadn't met, while Prince William was a baby. How ridiculous and plain nasty. Whatsitthingy.

Anyway Harry looks very like Prince Charles. I thought that rumour had long been put to bed.

VestaTilley · 10/01/2020 23:23

No, OP. That is mad.

derxa · 10/01/2020 23:28

Tho I stand by saying Harry should be DNA tested.
You're a bona fide twit

UsedtobeFeckless · 11/01/2020 00:03

I've actually lost track of who's taking the piss and who isn't now - l'm going to bed. But in parting l will just say this ... The lonely puffin sighs in vain for cheese.
Think on't!

AllideasAndNoAction · 11/01/2020 04:17

The only think Harry and JH have in common is red hair. How many people with red hair have a parent with red hair? Not many. And how many don’t? Loads.

If you look at photos of Philip when he was young you’ll see Harry is the dead spit of his grandfather.

Can you imagine what it must be like for a boy growing him hearing all this shit? Just stop it now.

AllideasAndNoAction · 11/01/2020 04:18

Thing.

Growing up.

PortiaCastis · 11/01/2020 09:47

No wonder Harry wants to piss off, all this nasty bitching shit would drive anyone away. It's not funny and a lot of people slinging the shit would be down the GPs with mental health problems if they had to take all this abuse.

iamadalek2 · 11/01/2020 10:16

Good theory but I think it's backfired as we're all sick of the lot of them and our monarchy is on borrowed time. Good riddance to them. Leaching off public money whilst others live off food banks.

Bluerussian · 11/01/2020 15:30

The Spencer family have red hair: Harry's late grandfather, uncle and at least one aunt, the other aunt has a sort of faded red. Diana missed out on that.

He looks very like Prince Charles though I think he is better looking than the PofW.

That really was a nasty rumour, first put about by foreign press - again people wanting to muck rake and invent a story where there isn't one. Nobody except tabloid readers believed it, the timing was wrong for a start and Diana didn't meet JH until Harry was a small boy. However there are some who want to believe the worst. They rub their hands in glee at the whiff of a scandal.

No one stops to think that Harry might have been quite hurt by such allegations. Apparently he was told that he would hear the rumour, and reassured about it by both parents.

AriadnesFilament · 11/01/2020 15:40

Utter rubbish

mindproject · 11/01/2020 17:21

I don't care who Harry's dad is? Why would I? I only care that the elite paedophiles aren't allowed to keep on getting away with child rape and murder. If you can't see that this is just a deflection from the real story, then you are either an idiot or complicit.

NoCountry · 11/01/2020 17:30

So you're including PA in the group you mention and the Queen is complicit, is that right? I think you're a disgrace and that's no joke

X2Kevintheteenagers · 11/01/2020 17:43

Yes spot on the BBC are also deflecting attention away I'm expecting a few more news defection stories .
Also big social Media purge is on going with outspoken account holder being deleted without notice or explanation
The BBC is the EU state media and its director is tony hall the same person who is president of the European broadcasting union based in Switzerland . they promote the EU agenda across the public service mainstream media across Europe.
The whole thing is careful controlled and it goes all the way to the top .
The BBC is controlling options through leading news stories backed up careful scripted interviews trying to influencing the electorate

mindproject · 11/01/2020 19:53

NoCountry - of course the Queen is involved in the cover up. You think she didn't know about Epstein way back in 1996 when he was first arrested for paedophilia? You think she didn't know what Saville was up to her house, smuggling children into Buckingham Palace in the boot of his car? And don't get me started on the Mohawk children.

I don't give a damn if you think I'm a disgrace or not. I know who the disgraceful people really are.

ThebishopofBanterbury · 11/01/2020 20:13

You could be right op. It's all very strange. Never read so much tittle tattle in the news about the royals. They are releasing so many details to the public. Something strange is going on.

exWifebeginsAgainat46 · 11/01/2020 20:26

the hurricane blows softest before the tangerine.

i for one welcome our Lizard Overlords.

Triglesoffy · 11/01/2020 21:04

Bananaranwas first amongst equals of women who knew the sisterhood of what it really meant.

lljkk · 12/01/2020 14:37

Seems to me that talk about "elite pedos" deflects attention away from fact that nearly all pedos are ordinary Joes molesting ordinary people in their own ordinary (shared) homes. Huge amount of misdirected energy. So there's my counter conspiracy theory... the people fussing hugely about MM and pretending they are fussing about PA actually want ordinary Joe pedos to keep getting away with it.

Chemenger · 12/01/2020 14:40

60053196412__523DCC4A-F8E7-4A21-A9EF-EC21C0130EEE.jpeg none of the other eleventy million quite right for you? GIVE IT A REST.

Chemenger · 12/01/2020 14:41

Forgive that gibberish post. I have been driven mad by hiding these endless pointless threads.

BilboBercow · 12/01/2020 15:44

This thread is hilarious. The funniest thing about it is the people not realising op is ripping the piss

Wingedserpentfliesbynight · 12/01/2020 15:59

I just love the idea of the Queen as some evil genius, in league with PA and Harry!

Wingedserpentfliesbynight · 12/01/2020 17:16

And yes the whole thing was said tongue-in-cheek spoof like! Amazed how many people don’t get that...