The Royal ‘resignation’ was masterminded by the Queen

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to take the attention away from the fact they probably have a sex offender in the family I.e. Prince Andrew. Who’s with me??
The timing is very convenient, and the royal household/ mandarins are certainly making a lot more fuss about this than they did about Prince Andrews friendship with a pedophile...
I think Harry is taking one for the team.

Aldi ones were best though, I was totally gutted when I legged it there from work just before they closed on xmas eve and found the locusts had eaten them all. Still haven't got over it actually

More likely that there was a falling out of some sort so Harry decided f the lot of you were leaving

Epstein's video of his supposed death by suicide has been deleted conveniently

No Aldi near me, but I have got some pies left. Doubt I'll share though. I'm still way too thin after my miracle diet last year.

Greggs were the best. Seriously

Shortbread biscuits are made to the recipe used by Liz's great grandmother. Maybe H&M could reinvent themselves as biscuit royalty.

I made mince pies and I burnt them yesterday.

Then I ate them without waiting for them to cool down properly and I burnt my mouth

Sorry @NoCountry, if you are local to me pop round and I'll share with you. I won't be thin for long at this rate.

@FoamingAtTheUterus I'd like to hope you're right and A Merry Hang Hand are codedly saying, No we won't hang out on balconies with pervy uncle any more you melts

They could start Meghanuary

Do you get out much?

If that's the case it's misjudged. If there is evidence that Andrew had been availing himself of Epstein's services then that's gonna hit the headlines in a big way! Nothing will drown it out. The bloody tabloids (and rest of the press, tbf) will 100% use that to sell as many papers as they can and the only reason anyone gives a shit about what Harry and Megan are up to is because the bloody tabloids are using it to sell as many papers as they can!

I saw one article today that said it was to cover up William's affair. Future king or not, again, bloody tabloids - sell papers! They didn't hold back when Charles was talking about being a tampon and Fergie was having her toes sucked, did they?!

... pie references are not secret code.... What!? were they ever a secret code? What have I missed?

Do I need pies to get the little foil cases to make my tin hat?

What even is this thread?¿

I’m liking very much the moon mango flint windy wise tales.

A tin hat.Brilliant. I wondered what to do with them as the recycling won't take them.Thanks for the tip.

I suspect that I might have enough for a suit of armour soon. I could have done with one of those.

The RF can't hide the truth forever. The tides are turning.

Brokenhearted so it was you ate all the pies!

Oh well, I forgive you (but the Queen won't - you know what she's like..)

GirlDownUnder - yes you might have missed a thing or two.
Look up Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) on wiki.

Actually, i'm partial to a mince pie with a bit of cream or something on it. Lovely.

It was a non-vegan mince pie. Maybe all the H&M threads could be combined with the Vegan and Brexit threads and rolled into one Greggsit thread.

I'd love a hot cross bun but will have to settle for left over Christmas pudding.

Of all the stupid posts on this site this is the stupidest

In other news did you know you can buy Cadbury's mini eggs & Creme eggs in a tin, £6 for enough to make you feel sick, stock up they disappear at Easter.

Vegan mince pies aren't too bad really.

Where have you seen the tins for sale?! I've been looking for them!

Oh I know lots about PIE (Paedophile Information Exchange) 🤮 but I’m still none the wiser how talk of mince pies on this thread are a secret code, cos if that’s the case does the code include chicken pies, etc?

Or who you’re referring to when you say ” Your stupid signs and symbols have been exposed all over the internet. You sound like idiots.”

Maybe there’s a back story I’ve missed.