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The Royal ‘resignation’ was masterminded by the Queen

206 replies

Whatsitthingy · 09/01/2020 22:15

to take the attention away from the fact they probably have a sex offender in the family I.e. Prince Andrew. Who’s with me??
The timing is very convenient, and the royal household/ mandarins are certainly making a lot more fuss about this than they did about Prince Andrews friendship with a pedophile...
I think Harry is taking one for the team.

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Whatsitthingy · 09/01/2020 23:09

Was it EVEN Kate’s actual birthday or was the ‘party’ just timed with the announcement to make H&M seem even more Evil? Queenie I salute you.
You don’t spend all that time in power ( even unelected) without learning a thing or two about politics.

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Chuffit · 09/01/2020 23:09

You are being unreasonable @BrokenHeartedAndBruised
Everyone knows that the entire pack of mince pies should be eaten in one go while being washed down with a brew of your choice on the day of purchase!!!
What is wrong with you woman?? Seek help now.

NoCountry · 09/01/2020 23:10

If you rearrange Harry and Meghan it spells Ma he grr hany..Ah ha!

FoamingAtTheUterus · 09/01/2020 23:15

I had another take on it........maybe been expected to support his pervy uncle was a step too far for the pair of them ?

I've a feeling they've stronger morals than the snivelling, drippy brother of his. 💁🏻‍♀️

AutumnCrow · 09/01/2020 23:16

Harry and Meghan =

A Merry Hand Hang

Whatsitthingy · 09/01/2020 23:17

So many YABU’s - just you wait though, in 50 years when the records are released, it’ll show the ‘palace’ put up this whole show to free that boy and cover up for the pervy uncle.

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BrokenHeartedAndBruised · 09/01/2020 23:21

@Chuffit, I ate the whole pack. Not quite all in one go and I left a lot of the pastry. They were tasty but past their sell by date. Still go more packs to get through.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 09/01/2020 23:25

They all tried today, Harry, Zara and it was Kate's birthday. I wonder what Peter Philips will do tomorrow
And you missed the ‘scandal’ that Bea won’t get a public wedding. My God you’re right! It’s like that scene in Hot Fuzz where the village elders realise the game’s up and they all attack.

mindproject · 09/01/2020 23:27

You think there is only one paedophile in the family? Possible naïve.

You are right though, the Royal family are doing everything they can to deflect, which is what they often do.

AutumnCrow · 09/01/2020 23:30

Megan's been despatched back to Canada.

The wild wind blows towards the lonely, but leaves bright eyes in its wake.

Trewser · 09/01/2020 23:33

The first flint in the wall carries the most weight.

mindproject · 09/01/2020 23:34

I don't understand the posters on this thread with their conspiracy theory crap. PA is conspiracy fact. Nobody believes PA's lies. Everyone thinks the RF are covering up a whole lot more.

Are you all on the RF payroll or something?

Chuffit · 09/01/2020 23:36

Pokes @BrokenHeartedAndBruised with a long stick and tells her that a mince pie must be eaten in its entirety. That's the law!!

mindproject · 09/01/2020 23:39

Deepest shame on anyone that tries to detract from child abuse or make light of it. May you all burn in hell evil people.

Trewser · 09/01/2020 23:39

I wanted Sainsbury's mince pies today but they've been replaced with hot cross buns Sad

BrokenHeartedAndBruised · 09/01/2020 23:39

Don't like pastry. They were Tesco Finest.
Now in my tummy.

Trewser · 09/01/2020 23:40

Surely you could just eat a jar of mincemeat?

NoCountry · 09/01/2020 23:43

They had loads left in my Sainsburys but I didn't fancy them - they looked the cheapie type, I only like ones with soft butter pastry and dusting on the top these days. They were going cheap too

Trewser · 09/01/2020 23:44

The ones from the sainsbos bakery are the best.

BrokenHeartedAndBruised · 09/01/2020 23:44

I didn't have any mincemeat.
Does the first flint really carry the most weight?

Is this an advert for a high street clothes shop?

AutumnCrow · 09/01/2020 23:45

I have no doubt that PA is an utterly revolting man, @mindproject. I hope the FBI and the police do their jobs. Meanwhile, we wait. And wonder.

BrokenHeartedAndBruised · 09/01/2020 23:46

Sainsbury's is quite a distance and more expensive. I'm not prepared to the extra mile.

mindproject · 09/01/2020 23:48

The pie references are not secret code anymore. Your stupid signs and symbols have been exposed all over the internet. You sound like idiots.

BrokenHeartedAndBruised · 09/01/2020 23:50

Rumbled. Ooh no I think that might have been overconsumption of mince pies. Blush

NoCountry · 09/01/2020 23:52

Min Spies

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