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The Royal ‘resignation’ was masterminded by the Queen

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Whatsitthingy · 09/01/2020 22:15

to take the attention away from the fact they probably have a sex offender in the family I.e. Prince Andrew. Who’s with me??
The timing is very convenient, and the royal household/ mandarins are certainly making a lot more fuss about this than they did about Prince Andrews friendship with a pedophile...
I think Harry is taking one for the team.

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JanusLooksBothWays · 10/01/2020 11:18

Dear God, is there no end to your stupidity? Of course he isn't Hewitt's son. Do you think journalists haven't checked his DNA?

Very easily done.

TheFoxAndTheMole · 10/01/2020 11:32

The blackbird in the pie doesn't eat the berry on the bush.

Whatsitthingy · 10/01/2020 11:37

Janus - and how have they done that exactly?? Anyway the Daily Mail is running a ‘jumper before they were pushed’ story now which I think deffo lends some weight to my theories.

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Whatsitthingy · 10/01/2020 11:54

jumped not jumper!

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JanusLooksBothWays · 10/01/2020 11:55

Every time Harry or any member of the family drinks from a glass or cup DNA is left. Simplicity itself to get it checked.

I can't grace your rabid ravings with the word theories. I assume you must be a journo. No one is that potty.

Trewser · 10/01/2020 12:14

The swallow who flies last, flies twice taps nose

Whatsitthingy · 10/01/2020 12:28

Janus - heard of a D-Notice??
Also - you've been watching too many movies I think. Which paper would steal a Royal's DNA - two actually, as they'll need something to compare it to, have it illegally tested, and then reveal they did that?
And if that has happened, well.D notice.

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JanusLooksBothWays · 10/01/2020 12:42

Janus - heard of a D-Notice??

Ever hear of the internet? D notices only apply in the UK. If it were true it would be published in the US or Oz as has happened before.

Do you think with a scoop like that a journo would care about it being illegal?

Very easily done. Just get Charles' DNA and Harry's and compare them. Don't you think the royals have done it themselves? The older he gets the more he looks like Charles and Phil.

I can't believe you are as simple as you pretend to be.

Whatsitthingy · 10/01/2020 12:56

Oh, I'm sure the palace had done the DNA tests but I'm positive there's NO way they would release the details - what would the benefit be to that for them??

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TheSpottedZebra · 10/01/2020 13:07

Not only does Harry look JUST like Philip, and a bit like Charles, he also has the exact same profile as Prince Edward and daughter.

The nose sniffs what the eye cannot see.

Instagrrr · 10/01/2020 13:11

I don’t think he’s been forced to go, but I imagine there’s got to be something to it. For example he knows they are covering up stuff about prince Andrew or similar.

I don’t blame him for wanting out of it.

JanusLooksBothWays · 10/01/2020 13:27

Oh, I'm sure the palace had done the DNA tests but I'm positive there's NO way they would release the details - what would the benefit be to that for them??

And I'm sure they have been done illicitly by journalists. It would be very, very easy. And all over the internet in no time.

As for Amdrew - I'm not sure what he's done wrong. The FBI aren't interested. A girl clams he had sex with her. She was over the age of consent at the time. So even if he did (which I doubt) it was perfectly legal.

He had some very dodgy friends but most aristocrats do. Doesn't make him a sex offender.

Nanamilly · 10/01/2020 13:32

Harry is the image of Price Phillip in his younger day.

The speculation regarding his parentage is as ugly as things get.

Whatsitthingy · 10/01/2020 13:36

Given that his mother had an affair with Hewitt and then Prince Harry comes along, looking incredibly like a young Hewitt, I think it's fair comment for people to wonder if he IS actually the son of Prince Charles, genetically that is.
And not seeing what Andrew has done 'wrong' is beyond belief IMHO.

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Mummyoflittledragon · 10/01/2020 13:53

Give over with the Hewitt conspiracy. That’s been well and truly debunked.

The Royal ‘resignation’ was masterminded by the Queen
Nanamilly · 10/01/2020 14:49

Given that his mother had an affair with Hewitt and then Prince Harry comes along, looking incredibly like a young Hewitt, I think it's fair comment for people to wonder if he IS actually the son of Prince Charles, genetically that is

Its not fair. Its as ugly as fuck.

windycuntryside · 10/01/2020 14:53

It’s a sympathy building exercise.
I save mine for people who actually deserve sympathy, hungry, homeless, in pain ..... endless list that they don’t feature on.

windycuntryside · 10/01/2020 14:55

@Whatsitthingy. How horrible of you, that comment is not called for. Are you alluding to the idea that Harry is being “pushed” out now? Because his parentage is in question?

Whatsitthingy · 10/01/2020 14:59

Actually, it was all supposed to be a bit tongue in cheek. Of course I don’t think there’s some mega conspiracy with Harry and the Queen in cahoots to save Andrew.
I think most people on the thread realise that ...

The blackbird in the pie doesn't eat the berry on the bush...

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Whatsitthingy · 10/01/2020 15:07

Tho I stand by saying Harry should be DNA tested...

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PinkiOcelot · 10/01/2020 15:07

It could be true. Andrew has been swept under the carpet. Nothing being said on that subject.

Chuffit · 10/01/2020 16:15

The tea and coffee on my drinks trolley has gone cold now!

Two bites of the cherry is just greedy....or something.

Nanamilly · 10/01/2020 16:19

Nothing being said on that subject

He's been told by one of the regiments he's involved with that he won't be representing them at the Trooping of the Colour. That someone else has already been chosen to do it. It was in the papers today.

JanusLooksBothWays · 10/01/2020 16:40

FFS, he's been DNA tested, take your tin hat and depart to loony land.

Wingedserpentfliesbynight · 10/01/2020 17:04

Of course he's been tested, but where's the results... it's all a plot.

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