The most laughable thing your ex ever said to you?

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Was driving along before and started whistling to a son on the radio and it made me laugh.

My ex was an emotionally abusive piece of shit but one comment always stuck with me because of how utterly stupid it was.

I wasn't allowed to whistle. Because... Whistling was 'manly' and he didn't like me 'acting like a bloke'.

It was to the point where I would apologise if I ever caught myself whistling and he'd be glaring at me.

There are many many other stupid, illogical, disturbed things he used to say and comment on but this one gave me a chuckle today and I whistled extra loud to the radio

why on earth was he having lipsuction on his man boobs?

sorry. thats hilarious

Obviously that I was mentally ill (that one's in the instruction book), but also that my being "mental" caused him to prematurely age. The evidence? When he met me aged 18, he didn't have a single grey hair! 😂

I don’t like it when you wear stripey clothes. Can’t you wear something flowery like a girl?

let’s move abroad, that will solve all the problems in our relationship…when I dumped him!

I don’t care if I never see either of you again (aimed at me and our 2 year old)

then why won’t you let me see him???

She’s skinnier than you but you’ve got bigger tits.

f*ck off pal. it’s laughable now but I was upset at the time, low confidence in my body after giving him 2 children in 20 months.