you see THIS was a chav

[Twiglett]

on Sunday went to a local country fair

was watching a bloke with no shirt, tattoos and baseball cap and bad teeth play with his 8 year old and 12 year old

they were chucking hay from the hay bales over each other

saw another bloke point to his little girl, of about 18 months, and say something (couldn't hear what but assume asking him to be careful)

Chav proceeded to f' and blind and scream at the father for about 5 minutes, gesticulating wildly whilst his children looked on with gleeful laughter

father and toddler with mother and slightly older child just got up and left

chav, disgusting foul bloke, ruining it for everyone

we left

well at least you managed to generate a modicum of actual discussion Twig, I could swear one of my brain cells woke up and stretched

go on fio, grans are really good at this stuff. mine would have shot 'em all down bless her

she lived in a council house for most of her life and never have i met a woman more like Hyacinth Bouquet, and she worked full time until retirment, with three immaculate kids. my mother still complains that she wasn't allowed to get dirty, ever!

i have a picture of my dd in the FA cup when 5 weeks old in an Arsenal babygrow

I swear a lot

does this make me a chav?

cd how many tattoos have you got?

yes, definitely

no it isnt about council houses twig, but someone started harping on about them so i am allowed to comment

i have one tattoo

fio would you say I was a chav?

and your tattoo-body piercing ratio?

fio does she lift one cheek as she does it?

i have a tattoo

i dont read the daily mail

i dont wear Boden

i drink my coke from a can not a glass

heck i MUST be a chav

i have my ears pierced

i fart in public??

and in your street, what is the ratio of sky dishes to recycling boxes?

i have three tattoos and i fart in public (but very quietly after i've looked behind me )

no idea
we al have recycling
you can't see any sky dishes

so 50:0

then you are NOT a chav

I farted myself out of the room once

I was pregnant

didn't stop me being amazed .. after all one ALWAYS likes the smell of ones own farts, doesn't one

(too many ones in that sentence ... its all the talk of Hyacinth Bouquet you see)

twig, are they marmitey?

oh eggy?

makes a difference you know.

OR even!!!

depends if she knew which type of extinguisher to use to put out the flames (and whether she created herself a freebie brazilian to boot)