To ask the most bonkers mumsnet post you've ever witnessed?

[agonyauntie]

After the deletion of various threads on here (you know what I'm talking about)

Just wondered what is the most bonkers mumsnet thread you've ever witnessed or came across?

I think it's that one tbh!😂😂😂

Oh what did I miss?!

Or the one where she replied to herself after the mid-thread name change in said thread. 😂

What’s been happening?!

Yeah the answering herself under another username is the best by far😂😂🙄

Haha I was watching quietly from the sidelines. Was hysterical. Certainly brightened up my Saturday 😂

What have i missed!!!!

Damn I missed another bit of excitement

It's not so much the bonkers posts but the bonkers deletions that get me

@biscuitDrama a goady op saying her neighbours were noisy on their stairs, she banged on the walls at them and was ready to go round there to sort them out. She name changed half way through the thread but carried on as the OP, just under a different name. Then told us all she had a masters! 😂

On another one, she acted just as bizarre but started agreeing with herself under her 'new' name.

I’ve obviously missed something but yo answer your question: screaming at Michelangelo paintings springs to mind.

@EL2019 😂😂 I remember that one

And then going on to answer herself in another thread too. That’s some bonkers batshittery for sure.
One of the best ‘fuck ups’ I saw was the journalist, username Debbie I think, who copied and pasted her editor’s brief for a goady get them frothing thread idea into her opening post.

I must have missed it. Maui is top for me the OP was unintentionally hilarious.

Does anyone remember the one where the OP said something about a party (I think) and balloons and the next post was someone screaming about how she was killing the world because she'd got a helium balloon?

The most bonkers I have seen were the threads about Louis Tomlinson, his baby and Harry Styles, that whole shebang was a real low for MN.

Not the most bonkers but I’ll always remember the post that asked if two oranges after dinner was too much sugar

Loved the Sistine Screamer.

Definitely the screaming at the Sistine Chapel. That was amazing

Yes, the Sistine screamer.

The woman who was getting married in Maui - I think she posted more than one thread, wasn't there a hilarious one about the potential hen do as well?

Brian the yoni masseur was really funny too.

Oh, and Balonz

And the Mexican house thief for sheer CF-ery, that was draw-dropping

*jaw-dropping, sorry!

Probably the fly seat one. I had to re-read it about 5 times and still didn’t get it

CassandraCross I missed that one.
Threads for a real low blow only recently the little boy had his neck nipped by a barber, it floored me, many posted horrible comments aimed at the child.

There was one recently about a woman who just couldn't get her head around the fact that it looked highly likely her friend no wanted to look after her child. She just wouldn't have it, because the other person offered ages ago and how busy could she really be as she's only a student? That sort if thing.

It might still be on going.

On the whole, the majority of threads and replies on here are from people who I genuinely believe have mental health issues. They have no grasp about how to deal with routine situations. Replies are often the polar opposite of each other, so the advice is effectively worthless.

wasn't there a hilarious one about the potential hen do as well?
Yes the OP entertained a few times, If she was a troll, it was poker face.