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John Bercow - I would (probably)

157 replies

namechangetohidemyshame · 27/03/2019 18:10

Perhaps it's the way he shouts "ORDER! ORDERRRRRRRRRRRR!"

I don't know, there's just something about him.

I'm being unreasonable, aren't I? Blush

I'm now terrified I'll have a name change fail and all my friends will know!

OP posts:
Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 27/03/2019 18:12

Seriously?

ShitAtScarbble · 27/03/2019 18:12

I wouldn't have but now I would. It's the UNLOCK that does it for me.

I'm not well am I? Grin

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 27/03/2019 18:15

Grin at the pair of you.

Notreallyhappy · 27/03/2019 18:16

Call the dr!!!!

Malibucyprus · 27/03/2019 18:16

Seek help 😳

bakingisnotforwimps · 27/03/2019 18:17

This is, without doubt, the scariest thing I've ever read on here Shock

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints · 27/03/2019 18:17

Control yourselves!

ChandelierSail · 27/03/2019 18:19

You're not the only one OP.

To find John Bercow very attractive http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3537057-To-find-John-Bercow-very-attractive

Shadowboy · 27/03/2019 18:19

Oddly I was just thinking this the other night. I can never say this out loud in front of people I know. But yes that voice and it’s commanding tone is quite..... attractive.

Bigearringsbigsmile · 27/03/2019 18:19

I would too.
He has a real twinkle in his eye. I bet he'd be brilliant company and make you laugh and laugh, and before you knew it you'd be snogging the gob off him.

DoomOnTheBroom · 27/03/2019 18:20

I would. He'd have to wear the black robe though.

Jellycat1 · 27/03/2019 18:21

I get it Grin

thecatsabsentcojones · 27/03/2019 18:21

Probably would just for the stuff he's done of late, but then again couldn't because he's a Tory. There are lines.

DisappearingGirl · 27/03/2019 18:22

Wasn't he accused of being a horrible bully though?

Original poster
namechangetohidemyshame · 27/03/2019 18:22

chandeliersail I thought of searching for a previous thread but I was so sure nobody else would have asked this question Grin

bigearrings Exactly!

OP posts:
Houseworkavoider · 27/03/2019 18:23

There is something about him!

Iwouldratherbemuckingout · 27/03/2019 18:24

The very thought makes me feel quite ill!

TheFlis12345 · 27/03/2019 18:24

I have met him a few times. He was a very nice guy and far more charismatic than I was expecting!

TheQueef · 27/03/2019 18:24

This is so wrong the words haven't yet been invented.

Saying that Sally likes him.

AmazingDisgrace · 27/03/2019 18:26

I totally would and if he didnt say 'Unlock!' afterwards I'd be disappointed

TakemedowntoPotatoCity · 27/03/2019 18:27

It's the power thing, the fact that he is in control of things in there.

Not that I felt like that about Michael Martin Hmm

JB is too.short though. (Sorry short men). I bet he and Sally are a good laugh.

Catscakeandchocolate · 27/03/2019 18:32

There is not enough booze, drugs or money in the world to convince me to touch him. It is a no from me.

FoxSquadKitten · 27/03/2019 18:36

Not this again
🤮

Thisnamechanger · 27/03/2019 18:37

Hahahahahaha I love MN Grin

LordPickle · 27/03/2019 18:37

Jesus wept. What's next, Jacob Rees Mogg is a hottie? 🤮

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