John Bercow - I would (probably)

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Perhaps it's the way he shouts "ORDER! ORDERRRRRRRRRRRR!"

I don't know, there's just something about him.

I'm being unreasonable, aren't I?

I'm now terrified I'll have a name change fail and all my friends will know!

I’ve fancied him for years 🤷🏻‍♀️

I totally would and if he didnt say 'Unlock!' afterwards I'd be disappointed PMSL

He was a Tory though🤮

My god. You people are depraved.

Hahaha! He does have a mischievous twinkle in his eye doesn't he!

However I cannot bare the way he shouts "order" or the way he says "on the nose".

Nah...i bet he shouts "mummy!" When he comes and there is a whiff of adult nappy wearer too.

Abso-fucking-lutley!

As if in, YANDDDDNBU, and I definitely would.

He's a bully. He can barely hide it even when he's admonishing MPs for being disorderly. You'd very quickly be on the real-time hip boards and we'd all be telling you to LTB.

Hmm. Relationship board. But maybe the other one too

Actually...I just looked up a picture of when he was young...
My views have changed a bit!

Good God almighty, say your joking

Could be worse. My sister has a secret crush on Jacob Rees-Mogg 😳😳😳😳😳

CLEEYAAA THE LOBBEH!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

He weirdly reminds me of Harry Enfield’s ‘Loadsa Money’ - it’s the leer I think

There's definitely something about him.. (and he looks exactly like Cha-Chi from Happy Days in that photo Intheriver!)

It could be a lot worse....

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3532379-I-know-I-am-but-I-fancy-Jacob-Rees-mogg

Jacob Rees-Mogg always makes me think of the teacher in The Smiths song “The Headmaster Ritual”

Greggers is your sister on MN? User name BrinkPink

There is something about him.

I've said it before and I'll say it again I would love a Bercow/JRM sandwich. I also fancy the arse off Warwick Davies, Rob Brydon and James May too so I am already aware my tastes are questionable at the best of times.

Oooh no, I'd imagine him all sweaty and a heavy breather even before he's got his hands on you !

It would be nigh on impossible to get filthy with Jacob Rees-Mogg since he would undoubtedly a. refuse to remove his underpants and b. refuse to let Nanny leave the room.

Wish - I have very very unbiblical thoughts about James May. I've never met anyone who agrees with me so I'm quite happy to read your post!