John Bercow - I would (probably)

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Perhaps it's the way he shouts "ORDER! ORDERRRRRRRRRRRR!"

I don't know, there's just something about him.

I'm being unreasonable, aren't I?

I'm now terrified I'll have a name change fail and all my friends will know!

Yikes no way!! Nor Boris or JRM, think I'd prefer Kenneth Clarke to those 3.

IV been thinking this for a while tbh but didn't dare say it aloud 😆 I would tho, recon it's the voice

Yep, absolutely would. I reckon he’s filthy. And dominant

I'm sure there was a thread the other day about someone wanting a piece of JRM.

It could be worse, I've read threads in which multiple people confessed to wanting Mr Tumble between the sheets.

Quite randomly I was chatting to a woman a Center Parcs a couple of years ago whilst our kids were swinging on the high ropes. Turns out it was his wife Sally. She was very posh!

In fact she was really nice and telling me how traumatic it had been for their dc as the terrorise attacks had recently happened. The police man who was murdered was guarding the houses was a good friend of theirs. Very surreal life I expect.

I do not live in the UK. The first time I saw Jacob Rees-Mogg on TV I thought he was a Monty Python caricature of a Tory politician.

This other guy....I will have to find him on youtube to hear him and only then will I decided.

You are all unwell! John Bercow? JRM? Boris? Mr Tumble?

Yes I so would. Had a dream about him the other night

EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! :-0

I would. He's got a naughty glint in his eye. I know I'm being unreasonable!

Shag marry or kill

John Bercow
Jeremy Corbyn
Nick Clegg

Jeremy Corbyn is about as appealing as a fresh new batch of anal warts so that's a no from me. Nick Clegg? Hmmm. Small and pink and probably cries after sex.
Bercow - Hear me roar!

I'm actually calling for help as we speak!

I make no comment.

But I will admit that, for at least the last year, whenever I've served any form of canape or nibbly thing on a stick I have done so with accompanying Bercowvoice:

HORS D'OEUVRES! HOOOORRRRRRS D'OEUVRES'.

Good thing I find myself so funny. No one else does.

Marry Clegg
Shag Bercow
Corbyn can shuffle off the fucking cliff

I've met him a few times, he's really charming and funny.

After having watched this video of him, I am undecided.

'More animal than ever': Europeans find joy in John Bercow

www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jan/17/more-animal-than-ever-europeans-find-joy-in-john-bercow

Nah I couldn't, I'd feel all ashamed after.🤣

Although I do like the way he commands the house, Jacob is worse though, he's got no redeeming features,

What? He's a bullying pompous little twerp and I bet he has only a small one. Lol!

Said the same thing for months 😁

But isn't he so tiny, he'd just about make the height of your nipples?

I would fight you all for him. I LOVE John Bercow!

He claims he’s 5’6” but I think he’s smaller. I still would.

@ShitAtScarbble I just guffawed at your post

But isn't he so tiny, he'd just about make the height of your nipples?

And that's a problem because???

Anyway, we could always do it lying down

I am considerably taller than 5'6"