John Bercow - I would (probably)

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Perhaps it's the way he shouts "ORDER! ORDERRRRRRRRRRRR!"

I don't know, there's just something about him.

I'm being unreasonable, aren't I?

I'm now terrified I'll have a name change fail and all my friends will know!

“bakingisnotforwimps

This is, without doubt, the scariest thing I've ever read on here shock”

Really? You obviously didn’t read the Rees-Mogg thread.

(I would too, OP, btw)

ffs I thought the Mr Tumble threads were bad but this is worse! and I didn't think anyone could be worse than Justin

best shag I ever had was a 5ft 6 bloke...just saying

He was nice in his stripey jumper the other day when being harangued by the bbc.

And he was definitely funny when someone shouted ‘ahoy there shipmate’ when Chris grayling got up to speak.

So I quite like him.

Oh my actual good fucking god.

I'd rather sew my mouth together, superglue my fanny shut and set fire to my minge.

Vile little toad of a "man".

If you were to even put me in a room with him, you'd have to tie me to a chair and handcuff me so I didn't smack him repeatedly in his arrogant mush.

I spend my life roaring 'Division! Clear the lobby!' Along with yelling the 'Ayes have it, the Ayes have it' at the dog! 🤣 It's wonderfully therapeutic!! Omg he's on now, I bloody love him!!

I don’t get why people are saying ‘but he’s so short’

I fancy the absolute pants off Peter Dinklage.

I’ve never met Bercow but I know someone who has. She brought her law students to the house and Bercow was apparently very good with the teenagers, very funny, kind and charming. I get the impression he’s a good egg and I can see why people fancy him especially after recent events.

Shag. Bercow ( order ! )
Marry Clegg
Kill Corbyn ( please someone just get rid of him )
I do quite fancy Michale Portillo .. maybe it’s the travelling all over the place by train I fancy though

He's got rather a glint in his eye and I can't believe I'm rather enjoying the debate.

Him shouting UNLOCK as he withdraws would probably make it a one night stand. Mind you he has an aversion to doing things more than once anyway😂

HORS D'OEUVRES! HOOOORRRRRRS D'OEUVRES'

I am going to adopt this buffoonery at the weekend as we have people coming over. I shall come down hard on anyone who sneers at me!

Bercow would be bossy in the bedroom, I can tell. He’d make you call him ‘Mr Speaker’ throughout and he’s probably got a sex dungeon under the House of Commons. I may be overthinking this

I’d definitely go there.

He’s organised, decisive and really in charge.

My DH was a policeman at Houses of Parliament and he met Berkow several times....said he was an arrogant, rude little prick with small man syndrome.

I really, really would. He’s the main draw of watching PMQs for me at this point. UNLOCK!

He's my MP. So - Yay.
I love him a bit more since I read that his cat is called... Order.

I'd like him as a dinner guest. His intelligence and eloquence are what draws me to him. I wouldn't want to get naked with him; I just want him for conversation.

Sober, no.

After a drunken, raucous night out then it's a maybe based on the fact he seems quick witted and might be a bit of a laugh. Either way, I've definitely shagged worse.

Maryberrycheescake crying with laughing at your post. I'm with you. How can anyone even have this thought never mind going through with it.

this may cool your ardour...

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2018/oct/15/house-of-commons-culture-enabled-bullying-and-sexual-harassment-inquiry

I don't understand all this "small man" bollocks. This is the UK - not exactly the home of the giant man!

There’s definitely something about him. I may watch the parliament channel more often.

@RevokeRemainRebuild 😁

Bercow is my guilty pleasure.
He has made Brexit debates tolerable.