John Bercow - I would (probably)

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Perhaps it's the way he shouts "ORDER! ORDERRRRRRRRRRRR!"

I don't know, there's just something about him.

I'm being unreasonable, aren't I?

I'm now terrified I'll have a name change fail and all my friends will know!

Nope, not going there. Having said that, various “Best of Bercow” clips on YouTube has been a great laugh during this utter, utter insanity.

No Bercow today sadly. Looking forward to Monday

Oh my - what a thread

Health Minister Burns called Speaker Bercow a “stupid, sanctimonious dwarf”. It is true that Mr Burns later apologised, but only to dwarves.

Prime Minister David Cameron then used to tell a seven-dwarves “joke” in which Mr Bercow told Mr Burns “I’m not happy” and Mr Burns replied “Which one are you then?”

See - I actually don’t find personal attacks of that nature and ‘jokes’ building on that appropriate. Unprofessional, immature and just drags further down the image of politics and politicians

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Oh come on, that’s funny. Made me titter.

I would too.
He has a real twinkle in his eye. I bet he'd be brilliant company and make you laugh and laugh, and before you knew it you'd be snogging the gob off him.

OMG. PMSL. I would LOVE to have a meal with him, yes, I bet he'd be great company, but I think that's where I'd draw the line.