John Bercow - I would (probably)

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Perhaps it's the way he shouts "ORDER! ORDERRRRRRRRRRRR!"

I don't know, there's just something about him.

I'm being unreasonable, aren't I?

I'm now terrified I'll have a name change fail and all my friends will know!

I prob would give him a ride. I reckon though he's a bit of a kinky sod though

I reckon with John bercow it's all about the girth

Good job I'm not reading this a bit later, would put me right off my dinner ... yuk! Looks like a vile pompous jumped-up little bully to me.

Are you having small sausages for dinner?

I don't fancy him but I do really like him.

OR- DEEEHHH

I get the fanny gallops when I see him commanding the house too

It’s a no from me too.

It’s not the height that’s the issue (my BF is 5’6 and I most definitely fancy him); it’s everything else. Everything.

That’s said, on the snog, marry, avoid (I’ve downgraded it, as shagging is a step too far), I agree with the PP: Bercow (reluctant snog), Clegg (marry, but regret it), Corbyn (avoid entirely).

‘It’s the way he shouts order’ .

Nah, not really my cup of tea...

At least no one is claiming to fancy that odious little shit Gove. I refuse to believe that any human could muster up any kind of sexual desire for that man. No matter how hard they tried.

He is clever and clever can be attractive. Not for me personally but I can totally get that.

To clarify: not for me in THIS case.

At least no one is claiming to fancy that odious little shit Gove

Gove has not one single redeeming feature. Not one. I wouldn't care if he was hung like a donkey and had a yacht in Monaco - he'd still be a mean double-dealing backstabbing piece of shit.

Phew - that's better!

No WAY is Bercow 1.68 m in height. Hahaha

I can sort of see where you’re coming from, but on balance probably not. Chuka is the man for me.

My Important man in power crush is Mark Carney.

Exactly @ShitAtScarbble. Not one single redeeming feature, however minor.

'Looks like a vile pompous jumped-up little bully to me.'

Totally agree, and yet there is something a bit exciting about the way he yells 'UNLOCK!'. Weird but true

Oh yes I would and I have confessed it in real life. When he says 'THE AYES HAVE IT" I come over a bit unnecessary.

Gove has not one single redeeming feature. Not one. I wouldn't care if he was hung like a donkey...

Pretty sure I read on popbitch that he is. So that's nice.

I bet that slimy little shit started his own rumour that he’s hung like a donkey.

Gove has not one single redeeming feature. Not one. I wouldn't care if he was hung like a donkey...

Pretty sure I read on popbitch that he is. So that's nice.

Probably a piece written by the equally odious Sarah Vine

My husband is an ex boxer army veteran with muscles could handle himself in the old days super macho and sporty I married him 30 yrs ago and we have 6 children. His height????? 5 ft 4 never judge a package until you open it that all I'm going to say about that!

Gove reminds me of those so called friends at school you know the ones. They pretend that they are your most loyal bestest friend you could have while the whole time talking and stabbing in the back to others. Slimey snake in the grass can't Evan trust himself.

Am guessing you've seen this?

twitter.com/rhodri/status/1111254719777914881?s=12

And this

twitter.com/rhodri/status/1111346365274177537?s=12

No I hadn’t 😂