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John Bercow - I would (probably)

157 replies

namechangetohidemyshame · 27/03/2019 18:10

Perhaps it's the way he shouts "ORDER! ORDERRRRRRRRRRRR!"

I don't know, there's just something about him.

I'm being unreasonable, aren't I? Blush

I'm now terrified I'll have a name change fail and all my friends will know!

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NeverSayFreelance · 27/03/2019 23:01

Not gonna lie, I've long been fascinated by Nick Clegg. Think he's fab. My friends joked that they were going to get me a cardboard cut out of him for my birthday BlushGrin

DonaldTramp · 27/03/2019 23:18

Definitely. I love his raffish hair and his authoritarian humour. He exudes confidence and I find that attractive however tall or short the man.

springbreak3 · 27/03/2019 23:50

I wouldn't - you know Blush

But there is something about him that I can't put my finger on.

Weird!!!

Arealhumanbeing · 28/03/2019 00:11

Yep. Bet he’s filthy in the sack Grin

AliceAbsolum · 28/03/2019 06:51

It's the power! Some people just get off on being ordered about.

cranstonmanor · 28/03/2019 06:58

Yep. Bet he’s filthy in the sack

This. That naughty gleam in his eye. Oh my.

GoFiguire · 28/03/2019 07:04

JRM has 6 kids. So he’s clearly done it. What do you think his C face looks like?

Janecon · 28/03/2019 07:06

I've met him. He's as pompous in real life as he appears on tv. So it's a no from me.

BelfastBloke · 28/03/2019 07:10

Health Minister Burns called Speaker Bercow a “stupid, sanctimonious dwarf”. It is true that Mr Burns later apologised, but only to dwarves.

Prime Minister David Cameron then used to tell a seven-dwarves “joke” in which Mr Bercow told Mr Burns “I’m not happy” and Mr Burns replied “Which one are you then?”

PH03b3 · 28/03/2019 07:45

I admit it.. I would I think he would be well kinky!!
Height may put me off though

Whatafustercluck · 28/03/2019 07:48

Yanbu. Lots of women saying the same.

FilthyforFirth · 28/03/2019 07:52

Totally would....

Wherearemyminions · 28/03/2019 07:58

This had never ever crossed my mind and now it has, I won't be able to see or hear him without wondering!

Agree re the naughty gleam in his eye, the ayes have it indeed Grin

IRanSoFarAway · 28/03/2019 11:19

BelfastBloke that made me laugh!

BlueEyedBengal · 28/03/2019 11:45

Good food, great conversation and lots of fine wine! Who knows what might happen?Grin

Movinghouseatlast · 28/03/2019 11:48

Yes, I would.

He is very sexy with a delicious gleam in his eye!

Steamedbadger · 28/03/2019 12:31

Bercow yeah, I can see the appeal. But now feeling ill after reading GoFiguire's comment.

Arealhumanbeing · 28/03/2019 14:08

I’m going to have to summon one of my friends(WB) WinkBlushGrin

Hazeintheclouds · 28/03/2019 14:28

Oh come on, he lacks physical stature. Small men are such a turn off. David Cameron, on the other hand, is verrrry attractive.

KnitFastDieWarm · 28/03/2019 14:29

Oh come on, he lacks physical stature. Small men are such a turn off.

I don’t even know where to start disagreeing with this statement! Grin

Thisnamechanger · 28/03/2019 14:30

Oh come on, he lacks physical stature. Small men are such a turn off

They bloody aren't. Nearly all my DPs have been short, it didn't make a difference!

Hazeintheclouds · 28/03/2019 14:31

🤣

Smelborp · 28/03/2019 14:40

David Cameron 🤢

chaoscategorised · 28/03/2019 14:43

I absolutely would and I bet he's utter filth. I like them in positions of authority (see: this week's episode of Fleabag)

Karlkennedyslovechild · 28/03/2019 14:46

Oh yes! Was thinking this last night. Definitely would!
JRM though! That makes me feel a bit queasy