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To strip the bed straight after sex?

308 replies

millimat · 28/10/2018 18:05

What do you do? Was late last night, enjoying some fun in bed, but then the practical side of me took over. I was so conscious of the huge wet patch and then starting thinking about all the washing that needed doing without the thought of the bed sheets   the fun had passed for me.
Usually we'd put a towel over the patch but it was sopping, so I stripped the sheet off. Is that really bad? Does it ruin the moment?
What do you do to avoid this situation?

OP posts:
Cambalamb · 31/10/2018 20:37

weeing not seeing

Cambalamb · 31/10/2018 20:38

I was always told when a woman is about to squirt it will feel like she needs the toilet, a

How many times have you been told this and by whom?

Esspee · 31/10/2018 20:39

It is pretty clear that the majority of women commenting on this thread are unaware of female ejaculation. Why on earth is this not spoken about?

Cambalamb · 31/10/2018 20:41

Does it happen with orgasm?

Cambalamb · 31/10/2018 20:45

As for pp saying women need to let go and squirt, well as it is urine I have no desire to wet myself during sex.

cindersrella · 31/10/2018 20:50

I'd probably couldn't be bothered to do it to be honest. I'd sleep around it but I'd also be mortified if I touched it and it was cold and wet still. The joys 😩

greeenghostie · 31/10/2018 20:55

I'm greenkite just nc, when I squirt it's certainly not urine! It has a different consistency, it's much thicker for a start.
Even if you Google what does it feel like to squirt, 9/10 most articles, ladies on forums says it feels like you need to pee

cindersrella · 31/10/2018 21:11

😂 just read what some people are saying about squirting... my husband very often says to me 'gosh you have come alot' most of the time my reply is...'I have however I think lost of it is piss' 😂😂🙈

LapinR0se · 31/10/2018 21:15

I am a squirter. It is not wee.

PegLegAntoine · 31/10/2018 21:23

I don’t know if I actually ‘squirt’ as he doesn’t take a step back to look, but he gets a sudden mouthful of it (I only come through oral sex). It is definitely not pee. And I don’t get the “feels like you need to pee” feeling with oral at all.

cindersrella · 31/10/2018 21:23

How does our body produce that much 'squirty stuff' and where does it come from... sperm is produced from the balls so where is the squirts from then?

IndieTara · 31/10/2018 21:58

Its not urine. I'm a squirter and it looks different and smells different plus it does not feel anything like relieving myself!

TokyoSushi · 31/10/2018 22:16

Well, I have been DTD frequently for over 20 years, this thread has me both fascinated, amazed, and laughing in equal measure!

I obviously lead a very sheltered life, I have never heard of female squirting!!

Shriekingbanshee · 31/10/2018 23:04

See further ^thread for links to new scientist meta analysis. There FE from prostates, and squirt from urethra has constituents of urea, dilute, but also prostate product traces

TittyBoneGhoul · 31/10/2018 23:04

The word squirt is making my teeth itch

To strip the bed straight after sex?
Shriekingbanshee · 31/10/2018 23:05

Doesn't feel like peeing, is from oral.

MrDarceysMistress · 31/10/2018 23:21

Speaking as a lady who squirts it would take a lot more than a towel, I’ve gone through duvets before Confused

Shriekingbanshee · 31/10/2018 23:34

I fold double. Single is pointless.

DrivingJustDriving · 01/11/2018 12:57

So as a non-squirter/gusher, may I ask a couple of impolite questions to those who can/do FE?

(Just interested as never come across this before)

Do you produce that amount of liquid without having an orgasm?

Do you ever orgasm without producing the liquid?

Shriek · 01/11/2018 13:00

No and yes

DrivingJustDriving · 01/11/2018 13:07

Thanks Shriek and is it the type of orgasm? EG more likely to via penetration or touching (inside or out)? What about when you masturbate (if you ever do/have)?

wishywashy6 · 01/11/2018 13:36

@DrivingJustDriving

It's usually as a result of orgasm but I can also orgasm without squirting.
I've never done it via masturbation myself but my partner can make me do it either by fingers (mainly clitoral stimulation) or by intercourse

DrivingJustDriving · 01/11/2018 13:45

So, do you have any control on whether you do it or not?

Cambalamb · 01/11/2018 15:30

So glad i don't squirt.

RomanyRoots · 01/11/2018 15:36

I used to squirt and my dh loved it. As I've got older it doesn't happen.
Some men absolutely love it and there's a category of porn for those who are into it.
There's also a video teaching your oh how to make you squirt, apparently, we are all capable of it. Grin
I would try and find it, but too graphic for this site.

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